So you think you might be a were, this test is just for fun. Only you know if
you are a were, a furry or not. If you really are not sure ask an Alpha.
Preliminary Questions:
A. Is there any history of "mental illness" in your family tree?
B. Do you tend to stay awake far later than normal? (This does not include watching television or other such activities)
C. Have you ever suffered partial memory loss which could not be attributed to alcohol or trauma?
If your answers for these three questions are 'yes', then there's a very good chance you're a
Werewolf, Garou, Lycanthrope or whatever else you wish to call it. If this is not the case, you're just normal.
Section 1: General Behavior.
Question 1: A Doberman has broken through the fence and is running around in your yard, acting like a fool.
Do you:
A. Call the RSPCA or SPCA.
B. Call the Pound.
C. Rip the offending mutt's spleen out and hang it somewhere for the next one to see?
Question 2: It is your birthday. Your Significant Other has wants to take you out to celebrate.
Do you:
A. Expect a candlelit dinner at a restaurant.
B. Expect a moonlit dinner on a hillside close to town.
C. Expect an unlit dinner somewhere around the fourth stomach of a herbivore on a farm away from town.
Question 3: It is full moon. Mars is high in the sky.
Do you:
A. Consult your horoscope.
B. Consult your friends on good watering spots for the evening.
C. Consult your pack mates on exactly *how* you're all going to play with Ridgeback next door.
Question 4: It is raining outside. The thermometer is reading 13 degrees Centigrade. The wind is blowing at around 40km/h.
Do you:
A. Cuddle up in front of the fire, with a book and a jug of steaming coffee.
B. Cuddle up with your Significant Other, also with a book (and the coffee, if you're into that sort of thing).
C. Strip and run outside to play in the warm air.
Section 2: Day to day living.
Question 1: The nominal head of your household demands that you go and acquire food supplies.
Do you:
A. slink off to the local 24 hour store and buy health food and cereals.
B. stalk off to the local 24 hour butcher and purchase 3 kilograms of raw prime steak.
C. walk purposefully to the nearest zoo or park and lay in enough food for a month.
Question 2: You are stuck in a traffic jam. The driver behind you is overly fond of his hooter.
Do you:
A. Ignore him, hoping he'll eventually get bored.
B. Communicate with him via universally understood sign language.
C. Get out of your car and nonchalantly bite the wheels off his, while kindly turning it into a convertible.
Question 3: You are woken from sound sleep by the bleating of the neighbor's pedigree pet Angora goat, which has escaped from its enclosure.
Do you:
A. Pull the pillow over your head and try to go back to sleep.
B. Get out of bed and phone the neighbor's, and demand they shut the animal up.
C. Uncurl your tail, bound over the fence, and do unto the goat that which you have wished to do unto it since its arrival.
Question 4: It is a public holiday.
Do you:
A. Spend the afternoon in front of the television, watching reruns of "Dallas"
B. Spend the afternoon doing something useful like mowing the lawn
C. Spend the afternoon hidden in the shrubs near the ornamental bird bath, waiting for that damn budgie from next door to try to drink.
Please note that if you have answered C to all of the above, then you are almost certainly an alpha werewolf. If you haven't, please continue.
Section 3: Personal likes and dislikes.
Question 1: You consider blood to be:
A. something you run screaming at the sight of.
B. a natural bodily fluid with assorted proteins and salts.
C. very tasty.
Question 2: Consider a cat. It is:
A. a strange beast that you've heard about but never seen.
B. a household 'pet' that competes for the daily "top critter" award.
C. your closest friend and confidant, and a great person to have watching your back for those damn pound people.
Question 3: Coca Cola and Chocolate are:
A. extremely bad for you and you would never let them into the temple of your body.
B. the nectar of the gods and as necessary as the air you breathe.
C. an occasional treat.
If
you have answered C to all of the above then you are a beta werewolf.
Section 4: Personality Traits.
This section consists of a list of 10 questions, much like a purity test. Answer truthfully - it's in your own interest not to delude yourself.
Have you ever:
A. woken up from a dream in which you were running through a black and white forest.
B. found bloody paw prints on the front path.
C. neglected to eat breakfast because it wasn't alive.
D. found yourself watching people with more than passing interest.
E. wondered exactly what the traffic cop would taste like.
F. ditto for the neighbor's prize schnauzer.
G. been unwilling to walk under a horseshoe because it makes you uneasy.
H. been inexplicably restless at full moon.
I. caught yourself trying to get at the animals on the other side of the TV screen.
J. chased after cars.
Chances are that if you've done at least 6 of these, you're a werewolf.
