TOP THINGS LEARNED FROM ON-LINE CHATS!

This little list was started by Kapn Krunch, a friend of his, and me. Of course over time this list has gotten a little longer and just plain screwy!! But hey I'm looking for more to add to this list so send me your suggestions!!

1. Some chicks aren't really chicks.
2. Better, faster, more accurate typing skills.
3. I now have to wear glasses (I don't really, but I have seen SOME people).
4. A good source of useless knowledge.
5. Some guys are better at giving you cybersex than some girls (sick, sick, sick!).
6. It's hard to operate the keyboard, the mouse, and jerk off at the same time.
7. There's always a horney fifteen year old on who's been drinking too much Josta (very desperate when they get on).
8. It's INYERFACE instead of INTERFACE when obnoxious teens are on.
9. About 70% of those on lie, not exaggerate, but lie about their appearance. Just add on about 15 lbs. and subtract 5 in. from their height.
10. It's an absolute senseless, waste of time, but it's fun!
11. Your swearing is reduced to that of a 7 year old's due to auto censors.
12. There's always some gang-banging wannabe trying to insult others using "mama", "bitch", and "ho" jokes.
13. Most insults become unbelievably graphic (trust me on this, I know, because I've done it myself).
14. If you have more than one cyber-chick (if you're really risky), you'll get screwed sideways to hell.
15. A lot of chatters have self-given titles, like for example, "The Grand Poobah of Upper Buttcrack" and some of us know who this goober is.
16. Imps galore!!
17. If your handle is related to any children's products or TV shows, you'll probably attract every damn pedophile in the place! (this did happen to someone I know in AOL)
18. It might seem weird, but some people make more than one person in some chats. Like one male and female persona.
19. Some people can't find a cyber-gal or cyber-guy in one chat area, so they visit 20 other chats until they do.
20. Some people love to put in their handles of what Internet and chat groups they are part of. This is a sure sign that tells you they really have no friends in real life.
21. Every time you ask for link to someone's pic, don't expect one.
22. Some sexcrazed chatter screws up downloading by posting pics of "Friends" actresses.
23. Some hacker spamming the chat line is real good or is just jacking off on the send button.
24. AOL's claim to fame are sexcrazed teens, horny old men, and pedopiles galore!
25. If there's a Bert & Ernie in the chat, you're in the wrong place.
26. That link might take you where no MAN has really gone before.
27. If someone asks you your age, but not your sex, you're in the wrong place.
28. That cutegirl posted on the chatline is someone else from a yearbook.
29. Someone claiming to take a "break" has to clean themselves up. (Really sick)
30. It's pretty sad when people are constantly putting up a link to that "Black Hole" page.
31. There's always someone complaining about how much their life sucks and then they start asking for cyber-sex.
32. There's always a "cyber-orgy" going on in the corner.
33. Some people post up their own pics just to get compliments.
34. Ever notice that the older you get, the younger the chat crowd gets?
35. Gotta love morons who have taglines that take up half a page and their chat messages are only one line.
36. If just one girl happens to be in the room about 90% of all the males go right for the kill. And they don't care if the girl is much older than them.
37. Great place to learn cheesy pick up lines.
38. Just by looking at handles or nicknames you can tell where a person's mind is currently at.
39. Some people are pansies looking for a cyber-fight because they can't stand up to another person in a real fight.
40. Some people post up their own pics just to get a significant other.
41. After some idiot has earned the reputation of putting up a lot of porn pictures in the past, he expects everyone to talk to him after he supposedly quits.
42. Ever notice some people go completely goo-goo over another person's pic if they're the opposite sex?
43. If there's one girl in a chat just about all the guys go right for the kill, no matter if they're minors and she's a full fledged adult.
44. *new* People who try to rip on other people's pics are so damn ugly they don't dare put one up in fear of being ripped on themselves.
45. *new* You can tell what chat rooms a guy's been in by the white crust on his hand.
46. *new* Most guy's who are in chat rooms have a real life girlfriend by the name of Rosie Palms.
47. *new* In some chats, the people in there have a contest on who can be the most obnoxious towards others and get the most handles banned in the process.
48. *new* When a person says they're in pm(private message) land assume the worst.
49. *new* You're tempted to sponsor a pay per view event dealing in the cyber-fights amongst chatters. Hopefully they'll be co-ed fights and completely butt nekkid.
50. *new* Always read people's taglines. You will never believe the pearls of wisdom coming from some people's minds.
51. *new* Ever get the feeling that most chatters are undersexed?
52. *new* Always watch cyber-fights. You can pick up great material for snaps at others in real life.
53. *new* If a picture looks too damn professional, it definitely ain't them!
54. *new* Beware of cyber-noogies and cyber-wedgies.
55. *new* Mention whip cream or body oil and you'll definitely catch some woman's attention.
56. *new* If you're a woman, mention that you need some cyber-sex and you'll definitely catch some guy's attention.
57. *new* Strike up a conversation with someone being weird, funny, and obnoxious. Who knows? They just might be that friend for life!

Hey!! I'm looking for more suggestions to add to this list! The more hilarious, strange, and true! So.. Suggestions? Questions? Comments? Wanna rant and rave? E-mail me!!

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