Callisto
Warrior Queen
Top 10 Quotes
Callisto's Quotes:
 

Quotes from A Necessary Evil:

"Zeee-naah."
"Such a pretty day for a blood bath".
"Oh Xena, how I've missed you".

"You don't just kill me and walk away!"
"Here comes trouble!"
"When I sliced up your husband, how long did it take him to die?
"So, any new husbands since the last one I killed?"
"We played a little game of truth or dare, and she's not very good at it."
"Now, do we stake Gabrielle out like the sacrificial lamb she is, or are we to trust that she won't be running?"
"You'd like to kill me…wish you could."
"That was good...but you know the problem…I'm immortal. You can't kill me. You can't even hurt me!"
"You know, I think I do [have a death wish]."
"Where's that lava pit you want me to dump her in . . . I'm looking forward to that!"

Quotes from "Callisto":
 
 "You want it?...Come and get it!"
"I'm good. Maybe as good as you. And why not? You made me!"
"I'm Xena, Warrior Princess"
"Just as I thought...the man's backbone is mush"
"Warrior Queen?....I like that."
"What do you want? I told you what you had to do to gain my favor...and you failed."

"You saved me. I hate you more than ever"
"In a way I'm disappointed in you Xena. Part of me had hoped that you would win and put out the rage in my heart. Sometimes it even scares me. But then I get over it!"
"Perfect. I'm gonna die like my family. Kind of full circle isn't it?"
"Don't worry, I won't be screaming like my sister".
"You're beginning to hate me. You've fought it because of some silly sense of guilt. But now I'm becoming a painful reminder of what you used to be. And now you'll never leave it behind.
"Oh that makes all the difference. We can be the best of friends now. That's what I think of your apology!"
“Bring her down. Do her.”

Quotes from Sacrifice Pt. 1:

"Just wasn't fit to hold a god were you?"
"Go away!"
"Hi honey, I'm home."
"Well there you are."
"Hello pumpkin."
"Your Auntie Callisto brought you a treat."
"This is what you wanted isn't it?"
"The Priest of the Flesh?"
"Not happy to see me are you? Neither Am I really."
"Well I've got a plan to solve both of our problems."
"You're gonna love it… well at least half of it."
"Funny that I keep this thing around…I don't really need it …Just for decoration…or for fun!"
"I don't know if I'm toying with you…or are you toying with me?"
"Can't beat me Xena."
"You can only...you can only delay me."
"Sorry Xena but i'm on a tight schedule."
"oh Yeah"  (shoots fire at Xena but ends up hitting Ares)
"Love to chat but gotta go."
"Very good. Yes I know who you serve you little worm. She and I are old friends."
"I've already given her the priestess of the flesh now she's waiting for the priestess of the blood."
"Who exactly do you mean? Really.

Quotes from Sacrifice Pt. 2:

"And you just lost your one chance before she hatched, Xena."
"I don't know why you wanna look like her. She's an annoying little-"
"So be it."
"Well, it is a good disguise, and it'll attract less attention than walking around naked, I suppose."
"I always wanted to do that."
" I want it, now!"
"Why, hello there, Xena. How will you ever get out of this one?"
"I'm not here to fight with you, Xena. Just wanna chat."
"No, actually, the sight of her and Ares rolling around like weasels made me sick."
"Oh yes, Gabrielle. It seems your daughter is in heat."
"Yes honestly. I yearn for oblivion. Annihilation. Peace, if you will."
"The sensible thing would be to enlist me on your side."
"A girl's gotta have some fun."
"This is probably the last night sky either one of us will ever see."
"Try not to die before doing me first…"
"Do it! Gut her! Then it's my turn!"
"It finally gives me a reason, for living, and I have you to thank for it, Xena!"

Return of Callisto:

"The right thing to do...That's what they think!"
" You lose."
" Here piggy,  piggy,  piggy,  piggy."
"Let them all out. The healthy ones will be the beginning of our new army. Oh, and by the way, the weak ones...put them out of their misery. "
"Theodorus bring that with you...I know someone it will look perfect on."
(Joxer: "Yeah, well I turned good, just like Xena") "Yeah, well I haven't!"
"Be a dear and deliver a message to the good Xena for me will you? Tell her this: She should have killed me when she had the chance. For every drop of innocent blood shed from here on out is on her hands as well as mine."
" I've missed you Xena!"
"Nighty-night."
"Ah, ah...don't move pretty. That sentimental side of you is a real problem, now isn't it?"
"You fight with your heart. That gives me advantage over you, I no longer seem to have one."
" See you soon my sweet."
"I say when I kill you, I'm going to make you squeal like a pig, you fat pathetic piece of dung."
"Oh love...love...love....love, oh it unites your right and hate divides...Let's see...which one's stronger shall we?"
" Nighty night!"
"I long to see you wailing over the body of your friend."
"You know I don't drink intoxicants Theodorus."
"I like to experience life in all its agonizing glory. I don't want to dull the sensations in any way."
" Love is a trick that nature plays to get us to reproduce. I want no part of it."

(To Gabrielle) "I don't understand you. After all I did to you, you still can't kill me?"
"I'm going to make a grand show of your death."
"It's a nice fit don't you thing?"
"Burn her!"
"Oh, don't bother struggling Xena, be thankful for that beautiful throne, it'll give you peace...if you let it."
"What could you possibly have been thinking?"
(To Xena) "Oh, how I do love watching you work!"
"Looks like we're at a standstill. How good are you at...chariots, hmm?"
"Enjoying the ride Xena?"
"Want to go faster?"
"We're going to die Xena! How wonderful! We can spend the rest of eternity in Tartarus together!"
"Oh...you’re good Xena!"
"Xena, help me! I'm counting on you... "

Intimate Strangers
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 "Hello Xena. Oh how I've missed you! "
"Do you know how boring Tartarus can be?" 
Same old torture everyday. Makes me appreciate what we had."
 (Xena: I didn't kill her Ares) "Oh, keep telling yourself that dear and maybe someday you'll believe it...you let me sink into the quicksand, what's the difference?"
"I've been waiting for you to say that."
"Do you know how boring Tartarus can be?"
"I wonder how Xena's enjoying her new surroundings?"
"First things first. Ares, I promised you my allegiance. I promised you an army to rule the world. You promised me SATISFACTION."
(To Argo) "You can't figure it out can you? I look Xena. I even smell like Xena. But something tells you that I'm not."
"Talk? I don't really feel like talking."
"Ooops!"
"Gabrielle...Gabrielle...Oh well, I’m Xena now. So she's my little friend now!"
"Look into my eyes old woman...Xena's not home."
"You forbid me? No one...god or man...forbids me from doing anything."?
"However evil you think I am Xena, my soul is clean...Because it's all on you."
"Momma!"
"I didn't do anything! SHE did it!

Quotes from The Ides of March:

"Him…you mean him."
"…and I end up in Hell while she gets another shot."
"If he wants her here, I’m the one for the job."
"That Xena can mess up a dream, can’t she?"
"I can give you ultimate power."
"I can’t tell you how much we have in common that way."
"Of course the reward was just to get her attention."
"I suggest you have just one more card to play."
"Brings back memories, doesn’t it Xena?"
"Don’t bother, you’ve already done all the damage you can to me."
"They sent me to a place that makes Tartarus look like the Elysian Fields."
"You know about the emperor thing?"
"My...aren’t you the clever girl."
"But it’s you my darling, it’s you that I’m worried about."
"So, about my offer."
"I just keep coming back. In that way I’m more dependable than your chakram."
"Well there is just one little thing: you have to drop your sword and….."
"Invite me into your soul. I can purge you of that guilt."
"Damn!"
"No!"
"Interesting."
"Don’t give me that confident look. You’re about to die like a slave and drag your friend with you."

Quotes from Fallen Angel:

"Morning honey!"
"I promised to deliver you to my lord…and that’s exactly what I’m going to do."
"Aren’t you lucky, girl…you get to spend eternity with me."
"I’m going to enjoy tormenting you."
"You have such faith…how cute"
"…and Xena will make some self-sacrificing gesture."
"You must be famished."
"But you will eat it…believe me."
"My, aren’t you the brave one!"
"I will never stop hating you Xena … do you hear me? Never!"
"You killed my family, my soul, my reason to live and love…I will spend eternity seeking revenge!"
"No…No…I would never do something like that…would I?"
"I’m sorry…I don’t remember."
"I’m not a very good fighter."
"I don’t blame you. I did a terrible thing."
"Why would Xena do something like that for me?"
"My family gave me that kind of love all the time."
"I’m so sorry."
"Eli…love is the way…go to them."