Vertical Disparity's
Very Own Doug Kuhn!!

The Dougulator

Born in a cabbage patch somewhere in Nebraska, our little Douggie has grown into one of the oldest 33 year olds in captivity! He drove his turnip truck all the way to Los Angeles just to skydive with the Vertical Disparity. Note: he didn't fall off one, he just drove one.
Yes, girls, he's single, but he's picky!! If you smoke, you can just forget it! You don't stand a chance with the great Dougulator.

We finally caught up with Doug recently and he rolled his eyes and sighed heavily, but granted us an interview anyway. Here are some very revealing facts we'd like to share:

• Q: How many jumps ya got now, Douggie?

• A: Oh, about 1450, give or take a thousand.

• Q: What's so great about doing 8-way??

  A: It's fast, yet you have to be precise. I'm always very precise. Excuse me, you have a cat hair or something on your shoulder.

  Q: Thanks. So, why the heck do you compete?!

  A: Gotta love the thrill of competition. One chance to make it right. Do it or die tryin', I always say.

  Q: Got a favorite block, Doug?

  A: Open Accordian-Stairstep Diamond, of course. Very precise little block.

  Q: Wow! I can't believe it! I think that's Janet's favorite, too! Cool. So, what was your most memorable skydive?

  A: That would have to be a 3 point 30-way Weed-Wacker/Star/Weed-Wacker for my 1000th jump. I was awesome.

  Q: Cool! So, I know you do a lot of star gazing out in those cornfields, and I wondered if you ever think of profound thoughts on skydiving???

  A: Skydive like your life depends on it!

E-mail Doug with your questions!

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