Meet the Players
The following table includes
most of the current Clontibret O'Neills Senior panel. To
view further information on each player click on the
associated link:
| Bre-Kerr |
Lav-McK |
McS-Mone |
Mor-Woods |
Brennan,
Declan*
|
Lavelle,
Kieran
|
McShane,
Barry*
|
Morgan,
Brian
|
Brennan,
Des*
|
Leonard, Aiden
|
McShane,
Ciaran*
|
Mullen,
Barry
|
| Brennan,
Enda* |
Leonard,
Cathal
|
McShane, Pauric*
|
Mulligan,
Darren
|
| Brennan,
Martin* |
Leonard,
Gregory |
McSkane,
Brian
|
Murphy,
Brendan*
|
| Brennan,
Sean* |
Leonard,
Kieran
|
McSkeane, Mickey*
|
O'Dowd,
Mick*
|
Carragher,
Cathal
|
Brendan Magennis
|
McSkeane,
Sean
|
Rooney, Mark
|
Carragher,
Kevin*
|
Magennis,
Niall
|
Moen,
Damien
|
Rooney,
Anthony
|
Connolly,
Cormac
|
Magennis,
Shane
|
Moen,
Declan
|
Sullivan,
Gareth*
|
Corey, Martin
|
Malone,
Niall
|
Moen,
Enda*
|
Thompson,
Mickey
|
Corey, Vincent
|
McArdle,
Brian
|
Moen,
Gerard*
|
Woods,
Sean*
|
Cravens,
Brendan
|
McElroy, Paul
|
Mone,
Connor* |
|
Duffy, Pauric
|
McGuigan,
Barry*
|
Mone,
John Paul |
|
| Gormley,
Kevin |
McGuigan,
Padraig
|
Mone,
Rory*
|
|
| Hughes,
John |
McKenna,
Damien |
Mone,
Fergal |
|
| Hughes,
Michael |
McKenna,
Stephen* |
|
|
| Kerr,
Aiden |
McKeown,
Owen* |
|
|
*Retired/Abroad
Name: Mickey Thompson (Mickey T)
Age: 28
Occupation: Furniture
Polisher
Position: Goal Keeper
Football Description: Unquestionably
the best goal keeper to have dawned the Clontibret jersey in recent years.
The penalty taker also, with magic runs up and down the field!!!!!!
Dressing Room Character: A real shite
talker, and enjoys nothing more than a few pints for the after match
analysis/conference/debate/scrap with his fellow team mate Damien
Moen. Always on the lookout for young and upcoming players - even
known to prowl the showers area well after the final whistle in search of
young players. Chief of the shower initiation committee!
Virtual Transfer Price: £10,000,000
Player Associated With: The original
and best.
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Name:
Kevin Gormely
Age: 18
Occupation: Family
Business (i.e. Gormely PVC Products)
Position: Goal Keeper / half forward
although Kevin himself might say the missionary position.
Football Description: Young,
enthusiastic and hot on the heals Mickey T. Although Kevin has showed a
lot of promise in the Division 3 matches and subsequently been promote to
the senior ranks.
Dressing Room Character: Kevin is
inclined to use a lot of reference to the lads mothers. Who Knows! He also
has the tendency to get very horny in the showers.
Virtual Transfer Price: £6,000,000
Player Associated With: Declan Bonner
(Donegal)
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Name:
Enda
Brennan (Retired)
Age: 24
Occupation: Dirt
buster
Position: Goal Keeper.
Football Description: Excellent shot
stopper with continually improving kick outs.
Dressing Room Character: Has a lot of
spare gear to borrow.
Player Associated With: David Beckham
(Manchester United)
Virtual Transfer Price: £6,000,000
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Name:
Cormac
Connolly
Age: 19
Occupation: Student
Position: Goal Keeper
Football description: Excellent shot
stopper with continually improving kick outs.
Dressing Room Character: Another
extremely hairy individual that can't take a shower unless there is strong
wind to dry of.
Player Associated With: David Seamen
Virtual Transfer Price: £7,000,000
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Name:
Damien
McKenna (Damemo)
Age: 22
Occupation:
Electrician
Position: Center Half Back.
Football Description: Strong imposing
character that holds the center with ease. His well toned thighs enhance
the female crowd attendance by 20%, 35% increase in legs are oiled
(subject to availability in Kevin Winters medical box)
Dressing Room Character: Very bad at
early morning training, funny when awake. Takes great care of the jobs he
has for at least six weeks.
Player Associated With: David
Hasselhoft (Baywatch)
Virtual Transfer Price: £10,000,000
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Name:
Enda
Mone
(Fra)
(Retired)
Age: 19
Occupation:
Mechanic
Position: Defender
Football Description: Great
positional sense.
Dressing Room Character:
Very hard to see with oil, enjoys the shower afterwards. Has the tendency
to set fire to anything in close proximity.
Player Associated With:
Kevin Webster (Coronation Street)
Virtual Transfer Price: £4,000,000
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Name:
Cathal
Leonard (Long
Cock)
Age:
19
Occupation:
Family Business (i.e. Leonard Furniture)
Position: Half back.
Football description:
Debatably the brightest prospect of his three brothers, yet to be proven
at senior level.
Dressing Room Character:
Enormous genitals.
Associated Football Style:
Niall Cathlan (Cork)
Virtual transfer Price: £6,000,000
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Name:
Brendan
Murphy (Murph) (Retired)
Age:
29
Occupation:
Self Employed (i.e. Owner of Murph's Energy 2000 soft drink)
Position: Corner back
Football description: Puts
his head in where you wouldn't put your hand.
Dressing Room Character: A
quiet gentleman with a nose for mischief
Player Associated With:
Denis Erwin (Manchester united)
Virtual transfer Price: £7,000,000
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Name:
Brain
McSkane
Age: 25
Occupation:
IT Trainer, Esat
Position: Corner Back
Football Description: Seems
to pop up when needed cutting out threading attacks. Great positional
sense.
Dressing Room Character:
Still enjoying the honeymoon period. A lover not a fighter.
Player Associated With: Don
Wan De Marko (the greatest lover of all time).
Virtual Transfer Price: £9,000,000
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Name:
Pauric
McGuigan
(P)
Age:
19
Occupation: Student
Position: Full back.
Football description: Great hands
(much to the girls liking).
Dressing Room Character: A real
ladies man, always has deodorant perfume. Wears a thong into the shower.
Player Associated With: David James
modeling
Virtual Transfer Price: £9,000,000
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Name:
Declan
Mone
(Willy)
Age:
29
Occupation:
Furniture worker.
Position: Left half back.
Football description: Magic left
foot, with the speed and ferocious tackle to match.
Dressing Room Character: A complete
twister. An extra out of planet of the apes.
Player Associated With: Valderama
(Colombian international)
Virtual Transfer Price: £8,000,000
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Name:
Sean
Michael McSkeane
(Gemmy)
Age:
29
Occupation:
Factory Worker
Position: Left half back
Football description: What can I say
if he wasn't there to clean up after you, we'd all be bollixed.
Dressing Room Character: Recently
married. Enjoys nothing more that a good lagging match. The best man on the
team at the rotation of the hips, as a warm up exercise.
Player Associated With: Henry Downey
(Derry)
Virtual Transfer Price: £9,000,000
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Name:
Owen
Joe McKeown (Oweny) (Retired)
Age:
Unknown
Occupation:
Civil servant.
Position: Utility player
Football Description: Awesome
strength. Magnificent in the early season training tends to fade around
March.
Dressing Room Character: Another
extremely hairy individual.
Player Associated With: Clyde ( out
of every which way but loose)
Virtual Transfer Price: £7,000,000
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Name:
Shane
Magennis (Shane Og)
Age:
25
Occupation:
Carpenter
Position: Backs
Football description: Hot tempered
with occasional flashes of skill, plays with his chest out.
Dressing Room Character: Always first
in and last out of the dressing room. Likes nothing better than a early
morning romp through Ballinode.
Player Associated With: Evander
Holyfield. (World heavy weight champion)
Virtual Transfer Price: £4,000,000
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Name:
Barry
Mullen
Age:
19
Occupation:
Student.
Position: Forwards.
Football description: Great fielding
ability. A young player that is visible improving with every game.
Dressing Room Character: A quiet
Derrynoose import who enjoys the crack.
Player Associated With: John
Grimley. (Armagh)
Virtual Transfer Price: £5,000,000
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Name:
Stephen
McKenna
(Hormones)
(Abroad)
Age:
25
Occupation:
Carpenter
Position: Backs
Football description: The first
Clontibret player to lift and subsequently drink out of the Maguire Cup.
Dressing Room Character: Very
flirtatious, always sleeps when socializing and it doesn't matter male or
female.
Player Associated With: Paul Merson
Virtual Transfer Price: £7,000,000
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Name:
Brian
Morgan
(Needle Dick)
Age: 28
Occupation: Brain Surgeon
(has donated his own toward medical research)
Position: Corner Back
Football description: Hands of god
yet brain of Amoebae.
Dressing Room Character: Full of
helpful advice for himself.("I am not a punch bag" or "Am I
a black man"). Got his button pressed in Australia, followed Ticky
out there but failed to realise that she had one already in the pouch.
Player Associated With: Skippy the
Kangaroo
Virtual Transfer Price: £10,000,000
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Name:
Barry
McShane
(Big Bass) (Abroad)
Age: 24
Occupation: Civil Engineer
(living abroad)
Position: Full back
Football description:
Uncompromising ,
known to box anything , anybody.
Dressing Room Character: First behind
main the door, stops the draft. Big chilled out Bas is an animal ready to
be unleashed on some poor full forward victim.
Player Associated With: Mick Lyons(
Meath) / Fog horn leg horn ( I say boyy!!!).
Virtual Transfer Price: £10,000,000
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Name:
Des
Brennan
(Deano) (Retired)
Age: 28
Occupation: Ambulance driver
Position: Corner back.
Football description: A strong
individual that doesn't hold back in any tackle.
Dressing Room Character: Enjoys
nothing more than a good lagging match.
Player Associated With: Fay Devlin
(Tyrone)
Virtual Transfer Price: 7,000,000
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Name:
Brendan
Cravens
(Benny)
Age: 18
Occupation: Student
Position: Full back
Football description: Massive
powerhouse of a man. If he falls on you, you're a dead. Has done extremely
well in all division six matches this year.
Dressing Room Character: The national
tractor lifting champion takes up the whole bench for himself.
Player Associated With: Joe Mc Nally
(Dublin)
Virtual Transfer Price: 3,000,000
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Name:
Aidan
Kerr
Age: 18
Occupation: Student
Position: Half-back
Football description: Talented young
player.
Dressing Room Character: Little is
known about this young man from the hills of Lisnagrieve, Benny Craven
carries him down to training on his back.
Player Associated With: Paul Curran
(Dublin)
Virtual Transfer Price: 7,000,000
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Name:
John
Paul Mone
(Umpire's Assistant)
Age: 19
Occupation: Student
Position: Midfield
Football description: Versatile
player. Plays with outstanding mobility but has been known to take advice
from umpires.
Dressing Room Character: If Johnny's
head gets any bigger we'll have to expand the dressing room
Player Associated With: Michael
Jordan for his affection towards Irish Africans.
Virtual Transfer Price: £10,000,000
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Name:
Gerard
Moen
(Big G) (Retired)
Age: 30
Occupation: ESB Linesman
Position: Mid-field
Football description: Massive yet has
been known to miss the odd match / season.
Dressing Room Character: A
Castleshane man, no need to go further.
Player Associated With: Danny Quinn
(Derry)
Virtual Transfer Price: £15,000,000
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Name:
Gregory
Leonard
(Greg)
Age: 19
Occupation: Family Business
(i.e. Leonard Furniture)
Position: Corner Forward
Football description: The fairy,
speed of thought and movement, but basically stupid.
Dressing Room Character: Loves older
women especially when still attached. Takes delight in taking his granny
for short drives in the car.
Player Associated With: The chauffeur
out of driving miss daisy.
Virtual Transfer Price: £9,000,000
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Name:
Martin
Brennan
(Matee) (Retired)
Age: 19
Occupation: Mechanic
Position: Forwards
Football description: Speed demon
although has the tendency to forget the ball.
Dressing Room Character: The Hoarrrr
on the Honda. Speculation about this boy this up and coming
season. Agent not happy with current contract - holding out for more
lucrative deal!
Player Associated With: An extra from
easy rider.
Virtual Transfer Price: £5,000,000
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Name:
Anthony
Rooney (Roon
or Anto)
Age: 19
Occupation: Factory worker.
Position: Mid-Field
Football description: Unknown as yet,
county minor 1998, still waiting on new free gear.
Dressing Room Character: Still
unknown although has recently been spotted coming out of hairdressers
Player Associated With: Sleeping
beauty without the beauty bit.
Virtual Transfer Price: £8,000,000
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Name:
Michael
Hughes
(Trixy)
Age:
23
Occupation:
Computer Programmer
Position: Full forward
Football description: Spins,
turns, twists and basically uncatchable.
Dressing Room Character:
Always a yarn or two to spin. Feeds Dowd with information on the
Leonards' weekend activities.
Player Associated With:
Tasmanian devil.
Virtual Transfer Price: £8,000,000
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Name:
Niall
Magennis
(Joker)
Age: 24
Occupation: Carpenter
Position: Mid-Field
Football description: Whole hearted ,
barrel chested , likes to shoot when under pressure.
Dressing Room Character: A man who
can eat an apple in one bite.
Player Associated With: Jack
Nicholson in Batman.
Virtual Transfer Price: £11,000,000
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Name:
Sean
Woods
(Woodsie) (Retired)
Age: 27
Occupation: Carpenter
Position: Mid-Field
Football description: Long ranging
stride usually chasing the position.
Dressing Room Character: A walking
chemist, gel, smell, foot wax, leg wax, nail clippers……
Player Associated With: Lee Hurst
(from 'They think it's all over' TV quiz show)
Virtual Transfer Price: £7,000,000
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Name:
Cathal
Carragher (Wee
Wong)
Age: 31
Occupation: Beef Shipper
Position: Mid-Field
Football description: Unbelievable
tanasity, distinctive skill (none). Has been seen to pray to the god Mecca
at a bad pass.
Dressing Room Character: A fountain
of knowledge expertise which basically means he does what Kevin says.
Player Associated With: Rehill
Virtual Transfer Price: £7,000,000
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Name:
John
Hughes
(Sonny)
Age: 20
Occupation: Mechanic
Position: Mid-Field
Football description: Only player on
the team who can doesn't need gloves as his hands are always in his
pocket.
Dressing Room Character: Always late
and gone before given out to.
Player Associated With: Sonny Hughes
Virtual Transfer Price: £8,000,000
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Name:
Kieran
Leonard
(Stiffy)
Age:
21
Occupation:
Family Business (i.e. Leonard Furniture)
Position: Drumillard
Football description:
Sssssssssssllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooowwwwwwwww.
However great vision and has worked on beating the bulge this year to
achieve surprising results.
Dressing Room Character: Extremely
stupid, spends a lot of time defending himself from the advances of Mick
O' Dowd.
Player Associated With: Jackie Crowe.
Virtual Transfer Price: Not For Sale
- to heavy to ship!
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Name:
Damien
Moen
(Stato)
Age: 30
Occupation: Furniture
Polisher
Position: Corner Forward
Football description: Only has one
cog on his boots to speed up the turn onto the left foot.
Dressing Room Character: A through
GAA man. Closest to the door of the shithouse now has no sense of smell.
Player Associated With: Ja Fallon
(Galway)
Virtual Transfer Price: £7,000,000
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Name:
Niall
Malone
(Physco)
Age: 23
Occupation: Supervisor
Position: Doesn't know nor does
anybody else.
Football description: Run, run, run,
run, run, Make rash tackle, run, run, shout at fellow player run, run,
Shoot and only if under pressure otherwise lose ball and shout at fellow
player.
Dressing Room Character: Known to get
physically heated up before training /game/disco/girlfriend which can lead
to a number of holes in the nearest wall.
Player Associated With: Vivian (out
of the young ones)
Virtual Transfer Price:
£10,000,000
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Name:
Declan
Brennan
(Boologaa) (Retired)
Age: 31
Occupation: Garage Owner
Position: Close to goals or the
fouled player.
Football description: The harrier
jump jet of the team, uncanny ability to hover in the air, usually after a
wind emission.
Dressing Room Character: Fourth right
views on team selection usually his own.
Player Associated With: Joe Brand
Virtual Transfer Price: £8,000,000
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Name:
Darren
Mulligan
(Burger Boy)
Age: 20
Occupation: Student
Position: Full forward
Football description: Unfortunately
mister love handle himself is out of action at the moment through a bad
knee injury.
Dressing Room Character: The
"gear" supplier so to speak of the team. Used to drink in
Sammy's stout house but was barred due to inappropriate behavior towards
the bar staff.
Player Associated With: Jeffery
Magongile (Derry)
Virtual Transfer Price: £7,000,000
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Name:
Michael
O'Dowd
(Dowd) (Retired)
Age: Judging by the Wrinkles
very old.
Occupation: Insurance Rep
Position: The top right hand corner
of the field and nowhere else.
Football description: At full speed
the incoming air against his 'black hole' belly button has been known to
create wind turbulence and a void of belly button fluff, thus blinding the
opposition thereby allowing him take the score. Has been seen throwing his
head back at a bad pass from a fellow player as to attempt a back flip
only the forces of gravity and Bulmers prevents the full flip.
Dressing Room Character: This top
heavy, unshaven, balding creature enjoys nothing more than the initiation
of the young players in the showers afterwards.
Player Associated With: Jack
Duckworth (Coronation Street)
Virtual Transfer Price: £12,000,000
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Name:
Fergal Mone
(Spock)
Age: 19
Occupation: Student
Position: Next to umpire in case of
fracas.
Football description: Depends which
way the wind is blowing.
Dressing Room Character: has to turn
sideways to be noticed.
Player Associated With: Perperiorammi
man (bit of an animal)
Virtual Transfer Price: £10,000,000
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Name:
Sean
Brennan
(Johnny) (Retired)
Age: 23
Occupation: Family Business
(i.e. Brennan's Furniture)
Position: Full forward
Football description: 6ft 6 and 8st
Dressing Room Character: would rather
be playing soccer.
Player Associated With: Ronny
Johnston.
Virtual Transfer Price: £7,000,000
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Name:
Brian
McArdle
(Rhino)
Age: 24
Occupation: Electrician
Position: Cullaville
Football description: Strength,
power, would bleeden burst ya.
Dressing Room Character: Only there
if there's a hurling game!
Player Associated With: One of the
seven dwarfs , Mark, Jimmy, Paul……
Virtual Transfer Price: £5,000,000
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Name:
Gareth
Sullivan
(Sully) (Abroad)
Age: 20
Occupation: Student
Position: Forwards
Football description: Late night
player , associated with the bouncers at the comet also.
Dressing Room Character: Ginger balls
Player Associated With: John Troy
(Offaly)
Virtual Transfer Price: £7,000,000
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Name:
Pauric
McShane
(Paudi Mac) (Abroad)
Age: 25
Occupation: God Knows
Position: Mostly the missionary
Football description: Former county
stalwart, left under a blanket of sexual indinous as regards other players
girlfriends.
Dressing Room Character: Party Animal
Player Associated With: Gary Coleman
Virtual Transfer Price: £7,000,000
Current Location: San Francisco
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Name:
Ciaran
McShane
(Calf) (Abroad)
Age: 22
Occupation: Ballet dancer
Position: Mid field
Football description: Ignorant
Dressing Room Character: Ignorant
Player Associated With: The most
ignorant player that you can think of.
Virtual Transfer Price: £7,000,000
Current Location: Chicago
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Name:
Conor
Mone (Hoarrrrrrr) (Abroad)
Age: 24
Occupation: Electrician
Position: Half back
Football description: Gutsy suffers
from poor distribution.
Dressing Room Character: Hornball.
Also solicits umpires.
Player Associated With:
Lombardo (Italy)
Virtual Transfer Price: £5
Current Location: Conor has recently
emigrated to Chicago, to be with his brother Rory.
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Name:
Rory
Mone
(Doodles) (Abroad)
Age: 22
Occupation: God Knows
Position: Umpire
Football description: left foot, left
Ireland, lost in space.
Dressing Room Character: Another
Mone.
Player Associated with: All of the
Mones
Virtual Transfer Price: £7,000,000
Current Location: Chicago
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Name:
Kevin
Carragher
(King Wong) (Retired)
Age: 34
Occupation: Nurse
Position: Mid-Field
Football description: Ignorant
Character: The only T-totalier on the
team, know to rise the occasional argument
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Name:
Mickey
"Rehill" McSkeane (Rehill)
(Retired)
Age: 24
Occupation: Carpenter
Position: In the Dug out.
Football description: Dual player can
eat both Italian and Chinese food at the same time while sipping a pint
and talking to his girlfriend.
Character: Now in love and has
subsequently moved to a higher plain. The meet in the sandwich of the 2the
Rock" household. Married Shortly.
Player Associated With: Peter
Beardsely
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Name:
Barry
McGuigan
(Baz) (Retired)
Age: 24
Occupation: Builder
Position: Second last stool from the
end of the Shamrock Bar
Football description: The only man
with the exception of Noel Marron (Donaghmoyne) to score a goal from
corner back
Dressing Room Character: Piss head.
Player Associated With:
Bobby
(King of the hill) / Gazza
Virtual Transfer Price: £7,000,000
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Name:
Kieran
Lavelle
(Allah) (Retired)
Age: 24
Occupation: Horticulturist
(Picks apples)
Position: Full forward
Football description: Should have
played rugby.
Dressing Room Character: Known to
pick his teeth with a hurley stick.
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Name:
Martin Corey
Age:
19
Occupation:
Position:
Football description:
Dressing Room Character:
Player Associated With:
Virtual Transfer Price:
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Name:
Vincent Corey
Age:
19
Occupation:
Position:
Football description:
Dressing Room Character:
Player Associated With:
Virtual Transfer Price:
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Name:
Pauric Duffy
Age:
Occupation:
Student
Position:
Football description:
Dressing Room Character:
Player Associated With:
Virtual Transfer Price:
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Name:
Aiden Leonard
Age:
Occupation:
Position:
Football description:
Dressing Room Character:
Player Associated With:
Virtual Transfer Price:
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Name:
Brendan Og Magennis
Age:
Occupation:
Student
Position:
Football description:
Dressing Room Character:
Player Associated With:
Virtual Transfer Price:
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Name:
Mark Rooney
Age:
Occupation:
Student
Position:
Football description:
Dressing Room Character:
Player Associated With:
Virtual Transfer Price:
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