Information Please
When I was quite young, my father had one of the first telephones in
our neighborhood. I remember well the polished old case fastened to
the wall. The shiny receiver hung on the side of the box. I was too
little to reach the telephone, but used to listen with fascination when
my mother used to talk to it.
Then I discovered that somewhere inside the wonderful device lived an
amazing person-her name was "Information, Please" and there was
nothing she did not know. "Information, Please" could supply anybody's
number and the correct time.
My first personal experience with this genie-in-the-bottle came one
day while my mother was visiting a neighbor. Amusing myself at the tool
bench in the basement, I whacked my finger with a hammer.
The pain was terrible, but there didn't seem to be any reason in
crying because there was no one home to give sympathy. I walked around
the house sucking my throbbing finger, finally arriving at the stairway.
The telephone!
Quickly, I ran for the footstool in the parlor and dragged it to the
landing. Climbing up, I unhooked the receiver in the parlor and held
it to my ear. "Information, Please," I said into the mouthpiece just
above my head.
A click or two and a small clear voice spoke into my ear.
"Information."
"Isn't your mother home?" came the question.
"Nobody's home but me," I blubbered.
"Are you bleeding?"
"No," I replied. "I hit my finger with the hammer and it hurts."
"Can you open your icebox?" she asked. I said I could. "Then chip off
a little piece of ice and hold it to your finger," said the voice.
After that, I called "Information, Please" for everything. I asked her
for help with my geography and she told me where Philadelphia was. She
helped me with my math. She told me my pet chipmunk that I had caught
in the park just the day before would eat fruits and nuts.
Then, there was the time Petey, our pet canary died. I called
"Information, Please" and told her the sad story. She listened, then
said the usual things grown-ups say to soothe a child. But I was
un-consoled.
I asked her, "Why is it that birds should sing so beautifully and
bring joy to all families, only to end up as a heap of feathers on the
bottom of a cage?"
She must have sensed my deep concern, for she said quietly, "Paul,
always remember that there are other worlds to sing in." Somehow I
felt better.
Another day I was on the telephone. "Information, Please."
"Information," said the now familiar voice.
"How do you spell fix?" I asked.
All this took place in a small town in the Pacific Northwest. When I
was 9 years old, we moved across the country to Boston. I missed my
friend very much. "Information, Please" belonged in that old wooden box back
home, and I somehow never thought of trying the tall, shiny new phone that sat
on the table in the hall.
As I grew into my teens, the memories of those childhood conversations
never really left me. Often, in moments of doubt and perplexity I
would recall the serene sense of security I had then. I appreciated now
how patient, understanding, and kind she was to have spent her time on a
little boy.
A few years later, on my way west to college, my plane put down in
Seattle. I had about half an hour or so between planes. I spent
15 minutes or so on the phone with my sister, who lived there now.
Then without thinking what I was doing, I dialed my hometown operator
and said, "Information, Please".
Miraculously, I heard the small, clear voice I knew so well,
"Information."
I hadn't planned this but I heard myself saying, "Could you please
tell me how to spell fix?"
There was a long pause. Then came the soft spoken answer, "I guess
your finger must have healed by now."
I laughed. "So it's really still you," I said. "I wonder if you have
any idea how much you meant to me during that time."
"I wonder," she said, "if you know how much your calls meant to me? I
never had any children, and I used to look forward to your calls."
I told her how often I had thought of her over the years and I asked
if I could call her again when I came back to visit my sister.
"Please do," she said. "Just ask for Sally." Three months later, I was
back in Seattle. A different voice answered "Information." I asked for
Sally.
"Are you a friend?" she said.
"Yes, a very old friend," I answered.
"I'm sorry to have to tell you this", she said. "Sally had been
working part-time the last few years because she was sick. She died five
weeks ago."
Before I could hang up, she said, "Wait a minute. Did you say your
name was Paul?"
"Yes."
"Well, Sally left a message for you. She wrote it down in case you
called. Let me read it to you." The note said, "Tell him I still say
there are other worlds to sing in. He'll know what I mean."
I thanked her and hung up, tears streaming down my face.
I knew what Sally meant.
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