KRYCEK/SPORK SMUT FIC

A Few Weeks Before the Current Story 

Spork felt a bit queasy. Spork's feet hurt. Mr. Potato Head looked in at Spork. "Spork, are you feeling okay?" 

"No" said Spork. " I feel queasy. My feet hurt." 

"Do you want to go to the doctor?" asked Mr. Potato Head. 

"Why would I? I'll be fine in a bit" snapped Spork. "Sorry," Spork said. "I'm a bit irritable today." 

"That's obvious" said Mr. Potato Head. "I think you should go see the doctor. I want my agents to be in top form." 

"It could be from this goddamn stuffy attic office." Spork retorted. 

Mr.Potato Head gave Spork an incredulous look. Spork never snapped at people. 

Krycek walked in. Spork looked at Krycek. Spork did not want to be in the same room with him right now because Spork loved him so much. 

"Fine" Spork said, grabbing Spork's purse. "I'll be back." Spork hurried out of the office. 

"Where is Spork running to?" asked Krycek bewilderingly. 

Mr. Potato Head gave Krycek a look. "If Spork wanted you to know, Spork would have said something." 
 
 

Spork sat at Dr. Future's with a shocked look on Spork's face. "But how...I don't understand." 

Dr. Future looked at her confusedly. "Your mother never told you? Well, when a man loves a utensil..." 

Spork cut her off. "I know how it does happen, but I don't know how it could happen to me! You see...I'm a....." 

Dr. Future looked at her understandingly. "You are an untouched Spork?" 

Spork lowered Spork's eyes. "Yes" Spork mumbled ashamedly. 

"There is no reason to be ashamed!" Dr. Future said hurridly. Dr. Future was thinking. "But how did you get pregnant?" 

Spork's eyes opened wide. Spork finally realized what had happened! 

Spork was pregnant...with MeepSpork! 

Krycek raced to the FBI attic office. 

"Spork" he called out. "Spork! Are you here?" 

"Yeah." said a trembling voice. "I'm here." 

Krycek looked at Spork. Spork was standing in the shadows of the office, the only light available was the one streaming in from the window. 

"I've got to tell you something." Krycek said hesitatingly. "It's very important. 

"Don't bother. I already know about you and Spoon and Fork." Spork said shakily. Spork was about to break into tears. 

"What?" Krycek said in disbelief. "How??" 

"Mr. Potato Head told me. I wish I didn't have to hear it from him. He was blathering on about his love for Fork and he slipped it out. 

"Mr. Potato Head and Fork??? I mean, Spork...I swear, it didn't mean anything." 

"Why are you bothering to justify your actions with me? It's not like I care about you." Spork said coldly. 

Krycek felt as though he had been slapped. " But I care about you." He said desperately. "Spork, I...I love you." 

Spork looked up astonished. "You..you what?" 

"I love you. I always have. I was with Spoon and Fork last night only because I thought you were going to be with Jonap." 

"Never!" Spork cried out. "Never again. I gave him my first pretzel a week ago..." Spork trailed off realizing Spork had given out more information then Spork wanted. 

Krycek looked at Spork suprised. He shook his head. "That doesn't matter." He said. "What matters is how you feel about me."
"I love you!" said Spork. 

"Really?" Krycek asked. 

"Yes." Spork said. "With pickles on top and all!" 

Krycek looked at Spork confusedly."With what?" 

"Nevermind." Spork said. "But I do love you with all of my plastic heart!" 

Krycek looked at Spork and leaned in to kiss Spork. 

"Wait a minute." Spork said cautiously. 

"What?" 

"I'm ....I'm pregnant."