I've been told many times by my friends I should become a writer, but I don't think it's a wise profession. I mean look at the poor guys writing their hearts out for so little pay, with little to no possibility of becoming famous, and they're constantly being run over by drunks. I think I'll stick to small part time writing while I pursue my pornography career.

Cereal: Breakfast treat or Evil Pawn?
The Evolution of the Potato
The Evolution of the Rutabaga
Pyro goes off the hook on important issues
Pyro's soft side: A Poem

Pyro Has A Pottymouth
Pyro Has A Pottymouth Part 2
Freeway: The slow moving Bedlam

New stuff!!! Professor Pyro tells you how history really happened.

Take a seemingly ordinary news story, switch ONE key word with ANOTHER and see what develops. Here is what happens when you do...

Japanese Noodles

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