12-21-04

Hello everyone, Its Race Chaves talking to you from the depths of hell. Soo here I am on my vacation in hell and I know this much is true, It really hot here. I also discoverd that everything you flush down your toilets ends up here. So if you ever used to flush your dead goldfish down the toilet..... you are sending him to hell, and not the great fish pond. People flush weird stuff in there toilet. Beleive it or not I found I found the three rabbits i had when i was a little Chaves. Why would They flush rabbits down the toilets. Well Anyway im waiting for my interview with Satan, who resembles a Woman that I know. As we speak I am now approching the address of 5555 Bezetta Road. I am knocking on the door.............. and whats this where?.... Well folks I'm sorry only I can enter... so I'll get that interview to you guys ASAP (As soon As precum)

Race

8-6-04

Hello everyone. It's your favorite bedtime story teller: Race Chaves. I figuerd I'd tell you the happenings of me and my surroundings. Well actually nothin' really is going on. I spent the day with the winner of the Race Chaves Biggest fan Contest. It was exciting. We beat lots of people up and drank there blood. Then we went to a couple of little league baseball games. Our Vumpire friend has to go through a lot of stress calling little baseball games. Speaking of stress, if you recall on the first season of the Race Chaves show, I got sued for making a woman pee her self or crash into a pole or somthing. Well she lost and I won and she acted like a sourpuss. So I am lawsuit free and on te road to recovery. In other news, Who took the chicken off the plate and stuck in it the fridge.... SHAGGY 2 DOPE DID!! Yes, yes. I didn't know but it was all cleared up on Hell's Pit. Wow. I wouldn't have even known.... jeeez. Well my Race Chaves ass is tired and wants to for a sleep. So take care, cuz if not.... I'll gag you with an olive.

~Race Chaves

6-27-04

Hey,
Whats going on. I was at a meting the other day and i found out a few things.
1. Theres gonna be alotta Thom Sun in your future.
2. Theres gonna be alotta happieness in MY future.
4. I'm not the worlds smartest man
5. I must have forgot 3

06-17-04

Hello Everyone, It's Me Race Chaves. As if you didn't know that. After all this is the Race Chaves Website. Well Believe it or not I have been looking into getting some very special guests on the show. I will spoil no secrets but I must say, Buy Season 2 on DooVooDoo. It will get us one step closer to our goal of having people that are more popular and famous people that will up the quality of our show. In short the more money we have the better the show the more your entertained. Anyway I walked to New York the other day and you'll never guess who I ran into, King Kong himself. He said that he was looking forward to climbing a building and recking havic all over the place. I told him thats good, and he challenged me to a "Crackpipe on a pole match". For those of you who dont know thats a match where you jump off of stuff. Soo I wrestled him, and I won. so now I am the King of Monsters Champion. Next week I am meeting Godzilla for a real life hard wood match. I'll tell you how it turns out,
Race Chaves

05-04-04

Heeey It's me Race Chaves. I'm getting ready to set up a live apperence At Broolfield Flea market. Yes thats right, the first time i will be noticed sence the girls from perkins. Soo I urge you to come out and see me. If you need directions Email me At BloodRedStones@aol.com and tell me where your comming from and I'll try too set you up with some directions. On top of all that I had a chance to talk to Switch Blade, For those who don't know him he's a wrestler in the WWC ( a little Wrestling company out f mecca /cortland) he asked me to get the word out about the up comming WWC event called "The End Of The World" soo for info about that E-mail me and once again I'll give you information, You see that, Race Chaves is your man for all the info. But lets talk about me for a mintue. I'm doing ok. Its getting around summer time so you'll see good ole Race Chaves running around without his shirt. Ahh yes I am a sex symbol of the New Millenium. Umm now it has been brough to my attention that we need more season one Dvds this posses as a problem. order you Season 2 dvds ahead of time and Garentee you get one. And if you dont get one before i die you will be refunded by the ghost of Race Chaves himself. Well that all I have to say today.... Be sure to check out the message board for Info on diffenrt thing and post any questions. Like the show? Hate the show? your grandmas mom just died? Tell us all about it on the message board. Its the fastes way to get a response. See ya when the cows come home
~Race Chaves

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