The Farmers Dayvorce

A farmer walked into an Attorney's office wanting to file for divorce.
The Attorney asked: "May I help you?"
The farmer said: "Ya'uh! I want one of them there Dayvorces!"
Attorney: "Well, do you have any grounds?"
Farmer: "Ya'uh! I got's me 'bout a hundurt-n-fifty acres!"
Attorney: "No, you don't understand. Do you have a case?"
Farmer: "Nope! Ain't got me no case! I has me a John Deere!"
Attorney: "No, no! You still don't understand! I mean, do you have a grudge?"
Farmer: "Yeah'sah! I has me a grudge! That's where I keeps mah John Deere!"
Attorney: "No sir! I mean, do you have a suit?"
Farmer: "Yea'up! I has a suit! I wears it to church on Sundees!"
Attorney: "Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything like that?"
Farmer: "Naw'sah! We both gets up 'bout 4:30!"
Attorney: "Well is she a nagger or anything like that?"
Farmer: "Naw! She's a little white gal! But our last young'un was a nagger!
That there's the reason I want this here dayvorce!