Paramount/Viacom owns Trek,
  but we own Season Eight!

Soaps
in
Spaaaacccceeee  
              
picture of J/C/7

                              High on a hill, in a corner of a rather, smug, self-satisfied country (though dear, for all of that), on a small planet circling a rather insignificant star located in a 'backwater' arm of a minor galaxy, sat a middle aged woman annoyed enough at TPTB that she was spitting brass tacks. As long as she was spitting them, she thought she might as well aim them at a picture of a grotesquely misshapen woman in a corset, with what looked like the coupling ring from a toilet mount firmly attached to her eye. A few bullseyes right on the bazooms made the middle aged woman feel remarkably better. That's when she had a thought.
 
                              As Voyager drew to a close, and the weepin' and the wailin' and the cries of "Why? Why now? Why HER?" could be heard in ponds throughout the planet, the thought came to her. (That's 'one' thought in seven years, which puts her way ahead of the writers that get paid for churning out this stuff.) Where was I? Ah, yes...the thought. Why wait? Why wait until 'Season Eight' to take back this program? Consider this a preemptive strike.

And so, with no further ado,
paying 'homage' to our illustrious Captain's thespian beginnings
and carrying on in the tradition that TPTB have established for 'Voyager'
(ie. improbable plots, erratic and irrational characterizations)
may I present:


"Soaps in Spaaaccceee"

 Chapter One:  Seven Year Itch       Our dear Kathryn renews an old friendship,
but not without a few surprises.
 Chapter Two:  Peekaboo, I See You       Kit presents a few surprises of her own.
 Chapter Three:  Three's a Crowd       A little bit of history, a little bit of mystery.
 Chapter Four:  Talk the Talk       Chakotay isn't the only one with a story to tell.
 Chapter Five:  Walk the Walk       Kathryn travels from toothbrush to terror, in one easy ride.
  
  

* 'Suggested' Reading List
      In a way, this series is a celebration of the fanfic (and even the occasional 'eppy') that has delighted me over these last seven years. Each chapter may have references to those stories. Peruse my suggested reading list and enjoy these stories yourself.

 

     
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