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| Bored surfing around.Here are some jokes to losen your tight brain screws.Read all of them and do come back because they are updated weekly. | ||||||||||||||||||||
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| Saqib:Why
did you throw the butter out of window? Kashif:I wanted to see a butterfly. |
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| Customer:If
i post this letter tonight,will it get to penang in two days? Postmaster:Well,it might. Customer:I bet you,it won't. Postmaster:Why not? Customer:It's addressed to London. |
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| Peter:Why
are you wearing different socks,one red and one blue? Kirk:Yes,it's really strange.I've got another pair of the same at home. |
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| Son:Daddy,have
you ever been to Egypt? Father:No.Why are you asking? Son:Well,where did you get mummy then? |
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| Customer:Waiter,there's
a fly in my soup. Waiter:That's allright,sir,he won't drink much. |
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| Once upon a time there were two people one was stupid and the other intelligent.One day the stupid one decided to go to sun,the intelligentone said since it is so hot they cannotgo.Lookinga little concerned the stupid man said:"Okay then we will go at night." | ||||||||||||||||||||
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| There
were four people.The first person's name was Nobody,the second person's
name was Somebody,the third person's name was Mad,and the fourthperson's
name was Brain.So Nobody and Somebody were fighting one day when Brain had
gone to wash room.Mad was very upset about this and called the police.This
is how there conversation went: Mad:Nobody and Somebody are fighting. Police:Are you mad? Mad:Yes. Police:Where is your Brain? Mad:He is in the wash room. |
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| A
man asked another man:"If you tell me how many eggs are in this basket,then
these 12 eggs will be yours." To this the other person replied:"Give me a hint this is a tough one." |
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| Teacher:How
did Jane lose the fingers of her right hand? Student:She put them in the horse's mouth to see how many teeth he had. Teacher:And what happened then? Student:The horse closed it's mouth to see how many fingers Jane had. |
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| Patient:I've
a severe pain in my right leg. Doctor(after examining carefully):There's nothing to worry.It's just because of old age. Patient:Strange!As far as I know,both the legs are of the same age. |
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| The
teacher,who had marked the geometry papers of class x,called the boy with
the least marks and said:"Now look,when George Washingtonwas your age,he
became a working surveyor." Pupil:"And when he was your age,he had become the president of United States." |
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| A
school child's left arm was badly injured and when he went to a doctor and
asked him to bandage his right arm. Doctor:Bandage the right arm!Why? School boy:You don't know school children.They will attack the bandaged arm. |
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| Patient's
husband:Doctor,come quickly.My wife has swallowed a fountain pen. Doctor:I'll be right over!What are you doing in the mean time? Patient's husband:Using a pencil. |
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