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Nesquik :- Whats really in it?

     On several occasions I have seen innocent children consuming what appears to be a perfectly normal drink full of chocolatey goodness. Or so it seems. First of all, it started as a milkshake, but since then, the addictive qualitys have provided the creator with enough money to expand his empire. Soon to follow the milkshake was the cerial. This cerial was more dangerous then the milkshake, as they were slightly stronger and had a more concentrated amount of the Nesquik drug. Children who had first been on the milkshakes, were now trying different things, the solid cerial flakes were often smoked. Extreme cases of nesquik abuse were when the youngsters started to snort lines of the powder. There was one horrific case where a boy of only 5 years old was found by his parents trying to inject it directly into his bloodstream with a toy medical syringe. Next there came the Nesquik syrup this Nesquik resin as its become known in some areas is even more deadly then the previous products.

        On rare occasions we are able to aquire pieces of the cerial. To warn all possible people who may come into contact with it what it looks like I have provided a picture. Should you come into contact with this, immediatley bury the offending item(s). They will decay rapidly and become harmless releasing the gas into the soil where it will dissipate. 

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      Symptoms of nesquik abuse are not easy to spot, It starts with hallucinations, Most of the time, these are restricted to a 3 foot tall talking rabbit. but other hallucinations have been recorded, Unfortunatley details are sketchy at the moment. The youngsters are usually so intoxicated by the effects of the nesquik that it appears to be completley normal to them. After prolonged use, and only after a few months of use, the eyes swell and they become transfixed to the Nesquik pakaging. 

This image shows the effects after 2 months of continued Nesquik use..
The rabbit is a sketch based on acounts written by a long term user who came to us for help.

        Many times have children spent all the money they have on it, but there seems to be an undergroung ring, of children supposedly run by the creator that supply it on demand for much more than it is worth. It seems that he is trying to control the world by turning as many people as possible to this awful drug and sucking all the money from the pockets of the nations children. It is estimated, that if the average amount of pocket money these children get increases the creator will own more then 10% of the money currently in the country.

        It seems that the addictive nature of nesquik is caused by an unknown chemical substance present in one of the ingredients. Scientists are working to isolate the chemical to study it further and try to find a cure. The drug seems to be contained as a gas in each individual piece of the cerial. The gas is rapidly absorbed and colourless, evidence to support the 'gas bubble theory' was brought to me by one of my top class scientists.
            Here is the evidence he put forward.   :-
As you can clearly see, there are some hollows in the structure These are the pockets in which the gas is contained. Presumably, when placed in the mouth and pressure is applied, (usually by the teeth) the gas is releaced and absorbed, bringing about the abnormal effects and the hallucinations.

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        The truth is that we don't really know what is in nesquik, but it seems to be a highly addictive dangerous drug used by children all over the England™. We can only hope that the scientists working on it will find something of use to us so we can stop this cruel attempt to twist the minds of the young today.
 

* These are shown at a X2 magnification
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