SPROINGY
(As in : why is that ball on that sproingy thing?)
I chose this word because if you muddle up the letters you get the worg :
Groin Spy
ARAB
(So anyway there was this Arab)
I chose this word because Arabs are funny. I mean, anyone who wears
a tea-towel on their head, must be amusing.
POTATO
(the ever popular root vegetable)
I chose this word because its a good word used frequently when discussing
chips (see Fries).
(Todays word is chosen by my mum)
SPYROTECHNIC
(Presumably pyrotechnic but with an 'ess')
I didn't chose this word so I can't really have a reason for chosing
it.
HOVERCRAFT
(An ingenious incention that is a cross between a
car and a boat, but without wheels or the bottom bit you'd expect to find
on a boat))
I chose this word because Hovercrafts are cool and I want one.
CHAIR
(like a seat only spelt differently)
I chose this word because I was sitting on one at the time I thought
of it.
PIE
(as in pastry wrapping for some kind of meat and in
some special cases fruitt)
I chose this word because there might be some in our freezer, but then
probably not, its full of my parents green vegetable things. Unlike my
own freezer that has barely enough room fot a bag of chips
(theres that link again. Its getting quite popular)
MENTALIST
(Mental as in minty flavour. List as in list)
I chose this word because It is a good wat to describe something or
someone that is a mentalist.
PENIS
(Penis : the male coputatory organ, also used for
pissing)
I chose this word because its funny (well in a certain sence) OK?!
INFECTIOUS CHRYSALIS
(Technically, this is two words, but then like I mentioned
with the 'High Octain Petrol', This is my page, and I'll do what the hell
I want with it. OK!!!!!)
I chose these words because very rarely are they seen together, like
Snail Jam.
CUM-BUNNIES
(as my friend rightly says -"'what the fuck is that?")
I chose this word because of the looks you get if you drop it into a
conversation about the weather. eg. "oh look, it's snowing like cum-bunnies
out there."
JALFREZIE
(yummy)
I chose this word because curries make my friend fart like Satan himself.
INDIGESTABLE
(I tried to eat a plastic fork once. It was indigestble)
I chose this word because its got an 'A' and a 'B' next to each other.
I
(why the fuck not?)
I chose this word because it is not an abbreviation of anything, not
even Inside or Inergrated or Igloo.
REINIGINGSOPLOSSING
I can't realy say this word. It was written on a bottle
od CD cleaning liquid
I chose this word because the word 'in' apears, not only once, nor twice
but THREE times, count them THREE! THREE!! THREE!!!
(
Three, what an odd number)
THONG
(I'm not wearing one, or two,
or any for that matter)
I chose this word because I felt
like it. (felt like choosing the word not like an actual thong like you
thought.)
WINDOLENE
(Its blue, and tastes pretty
yukky)
I chose this word because someone
drank some and was violently sick.
It wasn't me or anyone I know,
in fact, I don't think anyone is stupid enough to actually 'drink' Windolene,
but if they did, they are more then likley to spray their stomach juices
out in a colourful, cascading arc of bile, chunks of stomach lining, windolene
and small soggy bits of the last thing (or things) they ate.
HIGH OCTANE PETROL
(Simply put, you can make napalm
from it, not to mention petrol bombs and R.D.X but I'm not going to tell
you how because making explosives is bad mmmmkay....)
I chose these words because
I heard them in a song and thought that they would look good written (or
typed in this case) form.
BLUEBOTTLE
(I thought I saw one yesterday, and it turned out
that I did I wasn't going to try and drink from it)
I chose this word because it can be two seperate words, which mean something
completley different when they have a space inbetween them.