A pig and chicken were walking down the street when they came across some

people who were hungry and living in the street. The chicken said to the pig,

"Why don't we help these people? We could give them ham and eggs and they

won't go hungry."

The pig thinks for a second and says, "That would be okay but for one thing:

for you its a simple gesture, for me it's a total commitment."

There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking, minding his own

business when all of a sudden this great big guy comes in and --WHACK!--

knocks him clean off the bar stool and onto the floor.

The big guy says, "That was a karate chop from Korea."

The little guy thinks "GEEZ," but he gets back up on the stool and

starts drinking again when all of a sudden

--WHACK-- the big guy knocks him down AGAIN and says, "That was a judo

chop from Japan."

So the little guy has had enough of this... He gets up, brushes himself

off and quietly leaves.

The little guy is gone for an hour or so when he returned. Without

saying a word, he walks up behind the big idiot and --Bong!"--bangs the

big guy off his stool, knocking him out cold!

The little guy looks at the bartender and says, "When he comes to, tell

him that was a crowbar from K-Mart."

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