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:) AUDI

:) Accelerates Under Demonic Influence

:) Always Unsafe Designs Implemented

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:) BMW

:) Beautiful Mechanical Wonder

:) Big Money Works

:) Bought My Wife

:) Brutal Money Waster

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:) BUICK

:) Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer

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:) CHEVROLET

:) Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips

:) Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every

Time

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:) DODGE

:) Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater

:) Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

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:) FIAT

:) Failure in Italian Automotive Technology

:) Fix It All the Time

:) Fix it again, Tony!

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:) FORD

:) backwards -- Driver Returns On Foot

:) First On Recall Day

:) First On Rust and Deterioration

:) Fix Or Repair Daily

:) Found On Road, Dead

:) Fault Of R&D

:) Fast Only Rolling Downhill

:) Features O.J. and Ron's DNA

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:) GM

:) General Maintenance

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:) GMC

:) Garage Man's Companion

:) Gotta Mechanic Coming?

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:) HONDA

:) Had One Never Did Again

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:) HYUNDAI

:) Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And

Inexpensive...

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:) MAZDA

:) Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

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:) OLDSMOBILE

:) Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind

Infuriatingly Late Everyday

:) Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's

Irregular Leftover Equipment

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:) SAAB

:) Send Another Automobile Back

:) Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown

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:) TOYOTA

:) Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

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:) VOLVO

:) Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

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:) VW

:) Virtually Worthless