COPYRIGHT

When you write copy you have the right to copyright the copy you write, if

the copy is right. If however, your copy falls over, you must right your

copy. If you write religious services you write rite, and have the right to

copyright the rite you write.

Very conservative people write right copy, and have the right to copyright

the right copy they write. A right wing cleric would write right rite, and

has the right to copyright the right rite he has the right to write. His

editor has the job of making the right rite copy right before the copyright

can be right.

Should Jim Wright decide to write right rite, then Wright would write right

rite, which Wright has the right to copyright. Duplicating that rite would

copy Wright right rite, and violate copyright, which Wright would have the

right to right.

Right? (By Shelley Herman)