THESE ARE ACTUAL EXCUSE NOTES FROM PARENTS

(INCLUDING ORIGINAL SPELLING) COLLECTED BY NISHEETH PAREKH, UNIVERSITY

OF TEXAS MEDICAL BRANCH, GALVESTON.

My son is under a doctor's care and should not

take P.E. today. Please execute him.

Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on

Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31,32 and also 33.

please excuse Lisa for being absent. She as

sick and I had her shot.

Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is

administration.

Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days.

Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

John has been absent because he has two teeth

taken out of his face.

Carlos was absent yesterday because he was

playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.

Megan could not come to school today because she

has been bothered by very close veins.

Chris will not be in school today CUs he has an

acre in his side.

Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has

very loose vowels.

Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday.

He has diahre dyrea direthe the sh#@$.

Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday.

he had dirrhea and his boots leak.

Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his

father's fault.

I kept Billie home because she had to go

Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear.

Please excuse Jennifer for missing school

yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we

found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.

Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We

have to attend her funeral.

Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday.

He had a cold and could not breed well.

Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday.

She was in bed with gramps.

Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a

gangover.

Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under

the doctor.

Mayrann was absent December 11-16 because she

had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was

also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother has a low grade fever and

ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There

must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.