The other day I did some fat/skinny jokes. It seems I offended

members of NAAFA (National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance),

as well as ISSA (International Size Acceptance Association). Like

Dave Barry, I'm gonna swear I'm not making this up. Honest !!!

Both are real groups and both have Web Pages.

Anyway, this opened-up a totally new concept to me. Suppose some

of the other groups disdained by society, discriminated against &

the butt of jokes were to organize. You might soon see:

ADOW - Aggressive Drivers Organization - Worldwide

CAMS - Cocaine And Marijuana Society

CATT - Car And Truck Thieves

COTT - Cops On The Take

DAMM - Drunks Against Mad Mothers

DOMM - Dirty Old Men of Maryland

GEGO - Government Employees Goofing Off

GOBS - Good Old Boys Society

HASS - Husbands Abusing Spouses Society

MAMI - Misunderstood Axe Murderers Inc.

NAIS - North American Imbibers Society

NAPP - National Association of Pick-Pockets

NASS - National AIDS Spreaders Society

NOMA - National Organization of Maligned Attorneys

NOOS - National Organization Of Shop-Lifters

OYAW - Organized Yuppies Accumulating Wealth

PICA - Parents Into Child Abuse

SPID - Society Promoting Illegal Drugs

STAB - Society of Terrorists and Bombers

UPUT - Ugly People United Together

UTIB - Underage Teens Into Beer