Occupations.

Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day.

"My name is Billy. What's yours?" asked the first boy.

"Tommy", replied the second.

"My Daddy's an accountant. What does your Daddy do for a living?" asked Billy.

Tommy replied, "My Daddy's a lawyer."

"Honest?" asked Billy.

"No, just the regular kind.", replied Tommy.

The Talking Dog.

The owner of a pet store was working on a man who had wandered in. "This is a talking dog," he said. "And you can have him for five dollars."

The man said, "Who do you think you're kidding with this talking-dog stuff? There ain't no such animal."

Suddenly the dog looked up with tears in his eyes. "Please buy me, Sir," he pleaded. "This man is cruel. He never buys me a meal, never bathes me, never takes me for a walk. And I used to be the richest trick dog in America. I performed before kings. I was in the army and was decorated ten times."

"Hey!" said the man. "He can talk. Why do you want to sell him for just five dollars?"

"Because," said the owner, "I'm getting tired of all his lies."

Final Snack.

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Then there was the cannibal who ordered a pizza for a late nite

snack with everybody on it.

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