Cannibals 

Five cannibals get appointed as engineers in a defense company.

During the welcoming ceremony the boss says, "You're all part of our
team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the
cafeteria for something to eat. So please don't trouble any of the
other employees".

The cannibals promised.

Four weeks later the boss returns and says, "You're all working very
hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you.

However, one of our janitors has disappeared. Do any of you know
what happened to him?"

The cannibals all shake their heads no.

After the boss has left, the leader of the cannibals says to the
others, "Which of you idiots ate the janitor?"

A hand raises hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals
replies, "You fool! For four weeks we've been eating Team Leaders,
Supervisors and Project Managers and no one noticed anything, and YOU
had to go and eat the janitor!"

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The Mechanic

A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley, when he
spotted a world-famous heart surgeon in his shop. The heart surgeon was
waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike. The
mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc can I ask you a question?"

The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on
the motorcycle.

The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc,
look at this engine. I also can open hearts, take valves out, fix'em, put
in new parts and when I finish this will work just like a new one. So how
come I get a pittance and you get the really big money, when you and I are
doing basically the same work?"

The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the
mechanic..... "Try doing it with the engine running!

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Cellmates in Cuba

Three cellmates in a Cuban jail compared notes. "I was
jailed for coming to work late." mourned the first. "They
said I was trying to upset the productivity quota."

"Me? I came to work early." said the second. "They
said this proved I was a Capitalist spy."

"And I am here for always getting to work on time." added
the third. "They said this proved I had an American watch."