A guy is walking past a big wooden fence

at the insane asylum and he hears all the

residents inside chanting, "Thirteen!

Thirteen! Thirteen!"

Quite curious about this, he finds a hole in

the fence, and looks in. Someone inside

pokes him in the eye.

Then everyone inside the asylum starts

chanting, "Fourteen! Fourteen! Fourteen!"

"Breaking Into Dress Shop"

You admit having broken into the dress shop

four times?" asked the judge.

"Yes," answered the suspect.

"And what did you steal?"

"A dress, Your Honor," replied the subject.

"One dress?" echoed the judge. "But you admit

breaking in four times!"

"Yes, Your Honor," sighed the suspect. "But

three times my wife didn't like the color."