This particular Wizard worked in a modern factory.

Everything was satisfactory except that certain miscreants took advantage

of his good nature, and would steal his parking spot. This continued until he

put up the following effective sign:

This parking space belongs to the Wizard. Violators will be toad.

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Smoke

A guy travelling through the prairies of the USA stopped at a small town and went to a bar.

He stood at the end of the bar, ordered a drink, and lit up a cigar.

As he sipped his drink, he stood there quietly blowing smoke rings.

After he blew nine or ten smoke rings into the air, an angry

American Indian stomped up to him and said, "One more remark like

that and I'll smash your face in!"