Anyway on to the crap movie:
I'm sure you're all expecting The Waterboy to be here (and on the 2 minutes I saw of it, i'd say it should be)...but no. I'm taking on The Bone Collector. Let's go through (in point form) the reasons why this is a sucky suck-fest:
- Holes in the plot the ozone layer would be envious of.
- Screenwriters, please do your research on crime scene investigations. You do not move evidence. If you do, you chalk it and tag it (Mrs H.P.K. told me this).... you most certainly do not hack off a dead womans hands to get a pair of handcuffs before anyone else gets a chance to see the scene. Methinks some police departments may get upset with that.
- You also don't send an army of swat officers to a place that you only guess is a crime scene.
- To avoid panicy idiot rookies stuffing up a crime scene, do not send a panicy idiot rookie in as the first officer on the crime scene.
- For the last time movie makers. Computers cannot zoom in on scanned photos and miraculously make the zoomed images clear!
- Speaking of computers, Denzel had that computer doing more things with a single button than I'd seen done with 50 mouses.
- Back to plot holes......how many serial killers have left cryptic clues for police in real life? Not a single one i would think (tell me if im wrong Parkesy - that seems like the kind of thing you'd look up).
- Still on the killer.....why the hell was he killing all these people and leaving clues just to end up going after Denzel, who we finally found out was the only person he wanted to kill in the end? I know serial killers aren't supposed to make a lot of sense, but this guy was working by his own bundy clock here.....
- Lastly, come on, Angelina Jolie being a cop is unrealistic enough....but her falling for an arrogant bedridden paraplegic Denzel is just ludicrous.
And that's that off my chest......
Rating: HATE!