2001 A Space Odyssey: Best intermission ever. (NS2K - 15/6/04)
Armageddon: Armageddon outta here! (H.P.K. - 28/10/03)
Austin Powers in Goldmember: Better than "Scary Movie" says Parkesy. "Impossible!" I hear you say.
Blood of the Heroes: Rutger shunned by the Oscars yet again! Guest rant by T.J.M. III.
Big Day Out 2004: Is it really that big? (H.P.K. - 23/2/04)
The Bone Collector: H.P.K.'s Rant. Will it Rate or Hate?
Bounce: H.P.K. (29/10/03)
Bridget Jones's Diary: Smoke 'em if you've got 'em. (H.P.K. - 23/2/04)
A Clockwork Orange: The Tale of Alex and his Dogs. (H.P.K. - 7/6/04)
Bowling for Columbine: H.P.K. (29/10/03)
Castaway: Bachelor Party II (H.P.K. - 28/10/03)
Catch Me If You Can: Spielberg's best film since 1941. (NS2K - 4/2/03)
Dawn(s)of the Dead: The remake of 28 Days Later (NS2K - 29/6/04)
The Day After Tomorrow: ID5. (NS2K - 31/5/04)
Dreamcatcher: The best Stephen King adaptation since "The Mangler 2". Watch as loveable retards explode into a giant ball of goo. (Parkesy/NS2K - 1/5/03)
Frankenstein: A so called "classic" along the lines of Wuthering Heights and the novellisation of Ghostbusters II. (H.P.K. - 3/6/04)
Freddy Vs. Jason: Vs. Parkesy Vs. NS2K. (24/10/03)
Girls Just Want To Have Fun: Helen Hunt goes head to head with Nic Cage. (H.P.K. - 9/7/03)
Gosford Park: Is Robert Altman an asshole? (H.P.K.)
Hannibal: Blink and you'll miss Bill Murray's uncredited cameo. (H.P.K./Parkesy - 30/10/03)
Hulk: The ever lovin' Hulk. Hulk! (H.P.K. 18/5/03)
Hulk - Part 2: H.P.K. Smash!!! (H.P.K. 18/5/03)
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom: Spielberg made Last Crusade to apologise for this one... Still waiting for an apology for Always.
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back: This isn't fair! We came to Hollywood, I fell in love. Fuckin', we got shot at, we stole a monkey, and I got punched in the motherfucking nuts by a guy named Cock-Knocker! (Parkesy - 26/8/03)
Kill Bill Volume 2: Couldn't someone else do it quicker? (NS2K - 4/6/04)
Lolita: H.P.K. UNCENSORED!!! Bonus Legally Blonde rant included! (15/6/04)
Lost in Translation: H.P.K. (23/2/04)
The Matrix Reloaded: Three good reasons... (NS2K/Parkesy/H.P.K. - 3/7/03) ... And A Conversation with the Brothers Wachowski. (H.P.K. - 24/10/03)
A Mighty Wind, Sex & Lucia and Confessions of a Dangerous Mind: A R.O.H. Triple Play from NS2K. (27/8/03)
Money Train: "Would you come and see my movie, Mr Peterson?" (H.P.K.)
The Mothman Prophecies: The hunt is on for the elusive Man-Moth. (NS2K - 4/2/03)
Mystic River: Someone finally makes a really good movie. (NS2K - 10/12/03)
Notting Hill: Everything I need to know about life I learned from Notting Hill. (H.P.K. - 6/2/03)
Old School: Hey. What kind of party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker. (H.P.K. - 29/6/04)
Pearl Jam: Over-rated or do they just plain suck? (H.P.K. - 27/8/03)
Persona: All Arts, No Farts? (H.P.K.)
Pretty Woman: The best "action" film of the 80's. (H.P.K. - 4/2/03)
Pulp Fiction: First ever double Hate! (NS2K)
The Ring: Parkesy tells it like it is. (3/7/03)
Road Trip: Stinky poo-poo? H.P.K. and Parkesy duke it out to reveal the truth. (Added 5/5/03)
Rocky: Parts I through XII. (H.P.K.)
Russian Ark: Filmed in one take, reviewed in one sentence. (NS2K - 24/11/03)
Scary Movie: Part one of the Scary Movie Trilogy. Not to be confused with Good Movie. (NS2K/Parkesy)
A Simple Plan: How hard did this suck? Let H.P.K. tell you. (7/2/03)
Singapore Airlines Movie Marathon: Enough to turn H.P.K to terrorism? (26/10/03)
Star Wars - Episode II: Attack of the Clones: Bonus rants included! (H.P.K.)
Texas Chain Saw Massacre: Chicken bones and chain saws. The recipe for a classic. (NS2K - 31/5/04)
Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003): The touching story of a man and his chainsaw and the desire for human flesh. (NS2K/H.P.K. - 24/11/03)
Three Amigos: Chevy Chase & John Landis - How can you go wrong? (H.P.K. - 6/7/03)
Undercover Brother: Get up for the down stroke... Especially when Denise Richards is on screen. (Parkesy - 31/5/04)
What Lies Beneath: I was hoping you could tell me. (Parkesy/H.P.K. - 3/7/03)
Random Rant 1: Bruce Campbell Vs. The Lesbians. (H.P.K. - 4/2/03)
Violent Femmes in Concert: Old and fat but young at heart. (H.P.K. - 14/5/03)
X-2: The Return of Mystique's Boobs. (Parkesy/H.P.K. - 16/5/03)
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