NS2K:
Freddy Vs. Jason: It's like Citizen Kane Vs. Gone With The Wind. Powerful, emotional and squidgy with big tits.
Rating: RATE!
Parkesy:
I thought it was more like The Conversation vs Taxi Driver. A steadily paced psychological thriller plumbing the depths of what it means to be truly human in our modern society, and have big tits.
Rating: RATE!
NS2K:
Like I said - the movie was about as good as a movie called Freddy Vs. Jason could be. Everything I've read about it said "It's the movie people have been waiting 10 years for". Who are these people? Seriously, it was a bit of fun but I could have lived without it. Edward Penishands Vs. Smantha - that's the one I've been waiting 10 years for!
The sex scenes between Fred and Jase were a bit unnecessary, but arousing.
