H.P.K.:
Hi kids.
Aaaha the ever loving Hulk... Hulk, Hulk.
(blatant spoilers ahead)
Now, I watched Hulk in two sittings. After the first I gave it a bit of a RATE! to NS2K. Schmick editing and stylish direction. Even Hulk looked much better than I expected. The only problems being the occasional burst of excessively blatant plot development conversation and the fact that Brucie Banner happened to wear some excessively stretchy pants whenever he went Hulkamania. Oh and that everyone seemed to talk in a whisper then smash stuff so I couldn’t get the volume right on my tv.
Unfortunately for the big green guy, the last 45 minutes were stinkier than any analogy I could possibly think of to indicate something stupendously stinky. What the hell happened there? They Army allowed his Dad to get him angry whilst chained to a chair for what reason? Then his Dad ate the power of a whole city for what reason again?? Then they had a massive Hulk smash-fest that ended in a gigantic energy hubba-bubba or something??? Then, to top it off, everything freezes and Hulk miraculously digs himself to south America without the Army noticing a thing.
Complete insanity.
Rating: HATE!
