Well then, here's some more rants:

Money Train.

How can this recipe go wrong?

Wesley Snipes. I challenge non-Blade fanboys to name a good movie Wesley's been in ever... apart from Major League, that is. Still maybe that's not his fault with Spike Lee not making many movies these days and the 1 serious black role a year in Hollywood being taken by either Denzel Washington, Samuel L. Jackson, or Lawrence Fishburne (in that order). Anyway I'm getting off the subject.

Other ingredients:

Woody Harrelson sporting a mullet whilst still being taken moderately seriously.

Jennifer Lopez, but hey, she is just a girl from the hood, what should one expect?

A complete lack of action despite the word "train" in the title. Everyone knows that if you put the word train in your movie title it's supposed to be an action movie... Aaah forget it, this is like shooting fish in a barrel. This movie is bad and everyone knows it.

BTW, I didn't watch it last night. I'd seen it a long time before.

Rating: HATE!

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