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It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you, and a man who is great in the sack. It's also important that these 3 men should never meet!

A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly. Wine can kiss a frosted glass. But u my friend can kiss my ass!

I tried to call you from a payphone last night. I put my doner card in by mistake, it cost me an arm and a leg!

Hey can u do me a favor, take a pic of urself n send me it, I’m playing cards n I’m missing the joker!!

Hey friend, remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty… so the world needs YOU after all!

Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster

A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home

At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text! pass on

The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?

I want u 2 know dat our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry I cry. U laugh I laugh. U jump out of da window... I look down & den... I laugh again

My eyes R hurting coz I can't C U, My arms R empty coz I can't hold U, My lips R cold coz I can't kiss U but, My heart is breaking coz I'm not with U!

I heard someone whisper ur name, but when I turned around to c who it was, I notice I was alone, then I realize it was my heart telling me that I miss u.

4getn u is hard 2 do, 4gtn me is up2 u, 4gt me not, 4gt me never, but don’t 4get, we’re gr8 2gether

among ur frnds I care 4 u da most, among ur frnds I love u da most, among ur frnds u hurt me d most coz....I know dats all I’m 2 u... among ur frnds

Love will fly if held too lightly. Love will die if held too tightly. How should I hold u? How do I know if I'm still keeping you or I'm letting go...

Love can be bad; it can treat u like dirt. There’s always a risk of u getting hurt. Love is restless & luv is a flirt. Love has places to go and people to hurt.

It only takes a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone & a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone

I hide my tears when I say your name but the pain in my heart is still the same. Though I smile and seem carefree there’s no1 who misses u more than me!!

Wht u see as truth Wht u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies. Although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!

I miss u wen ur far away. I think about u every nite & day. Even if we can’t b 2gether.I will miss u now & forever!

I luved u once u luved me not. I luved u twice but I 4got.u never luv me u never will but even so I luv u still.

We’ve gone our own way our lives grew apart & we’ve made a life with another. but despite of how far apart u go 2 frm me there still is no other!

Remember me and bare in mind A faithful girl is hard to find This is always good and true So don’t go changing old for new!

I no u think dat u broke my heart but I knew ur game rite from da start. I saw ur game and played it 2 so look here playa da jokes on u!

So between da miles & between da year’s ts inevitable but it’s true. dat seasons may change & people may change but my heart always belong 2 u!

Wen life changes & we go our separate ways. u will still be in my heart till my dying days. I tell no lie dis is true. da world has neva seen a friend like u.

I'd climb the highest mountain. I’d swim the ocean blue I'd do anything at all my dear- Just to get away from you.

As we go on we remember all d times we had 2gether. &as our life changes cum whatever we will still be "friends forever"

Ur the one I love. the one I need. but bad mistakes I’ve done indeed. in search for forgiveness and happiness too. I want to say that I love u

Ur only mine wen I dream. wen I wake I wanna scream. ur not mine im all alone. I can only text u on my fone. do dreams lie or r dey true-I hope so cos babes I want u!

If dreams weren’t dreams & dreams came true I wouldn’t b here id b with u. Distance is 1 thing dat keeps us apart. But u’ll always remain in my heart!

Y do we close our eyes wen we sleep- wen we dream, wen we kiss? dis is bcoz the most precious thing in the world is unseen. Wen I close my eyes I c u!

Dream a dream 2nite as u sleep. smile a smile 2morrow that u may keep. may all of ur dreams and wishes come true cause I couldn’t find a better friend like u!
Sweet as a rose bud bright as a star cute as a kitten that’s what u are. bundles of joy sunshine and fun you are everything I luv all rolled into

I have liked many but loved very few. yet no-one has been as sweet as u. I'd stand and wait in the world’s longest queue. just for the pleasure of a moment with u.

A special smile a special face. a special someone I cant replace. I luv u I always will. U’ve filled a space no one can fill!

Girl ur clever girl ur smart. girl ur like a work of art. girl ur sexy girl ur fine. d only thing u aint is mine!

I luv ur eyes I luv ur smile. I cherish ur ways I adore ur style. Wot can I say? ur 1of a kind & 24/7 ur on my mind!

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