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***NEWSFLASH*** Tell ALL your female friends that I can get 100 tampons for £1
... No Strings attached
...but for a limited period ONLY!
...A bloody good deal!

Pleas turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry
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FRIEND SEARCH: Friend detector activated...calibration complete, now searching.....still searching....still searching......sorry, no friends found.

Press down…More...Ok more...WOW yes ahh ohh yes....almost there....oh god harder...faster...FEELS GOOD...oh goddd!...That's how I sex on text!

This msg can only b read by a SEXY person -
Nothing? Coz, I guess UR just not SEXY But hey, I Didn’t force it ugly, so get lost!

I once had One2One with a Virgin, she teased me till I had an Erikson, sucked me till my face went Orange, till I busted my Siemen all over her Nokias!

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

HELP: Cops are after a suspect who smart, witty, sexy and good looking...so where you gonna hide ME?

U know what's the difference between u getting laid, and pope getting laid? If pope get laid it a Sin, if u get laid it a Miracle :)

This is your Cell Phone Operator. We just found out you're too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it. Thank you

Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?

A: There is a stamp on it.

A husband was asked: Do u talk to wife after sex?
His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone

Why'd they call it PMS? Coz Mad cow disease was already taken!

NEWSFLASH - Earthquake in Pakistan...20,000 dead...US sending cash, Australia sending food, Britain sending replacement Pakis.

I went to ur house just now - can't enter coz door says *CUTE FOLK NOT ALLOWED* - pls take sign down next time ok!

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.

I heard you took an IQ test and they said you're results were negative.

How many letters in the Alphabet? 19, coz ET went home on a UFO and the FBI went after him.

Don't feel sad...don't feel blue...Frankenstein was ugly too...

U got Sex Appeal...U got Class...U got Moves...U got da Face, da Body....shit...I got wrong number...SORRY :)

I need a kiss, I need touched, I need your love, I need warmth, I need hugs, I need sex, I need YOU!

On the cell phone pad of life, always keep one finger on the disconnect key.

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.

Nope.....u still ugly!

A frog telephoned an astrologer and was told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young woman who will want to know everything about you."

The frog said, "That's great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"

"No," said the astrologer, "Next term -- in her biology class

Heaven is when U have a German car, American salary, Chinese food & Indian wife. Hell is when car is Chinese, food is German, wife is American and salary Indian!

FLATTERED?
Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart, You are
blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be, it was sent to me, I just wanted you to read it.
That’s enough about me

Those innocent eyes
Those kissable lips
A great smile
Da perfect walk
Smoothest talk
Absolutely gorgeous
That’s enough about me
How r u?

News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching TV... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message

God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested

The longest sentence known to man: "I do."

CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?

This dog is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, a dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, second dog! ... Now read without the word dog

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