Chain Letter Type 4

      Often you get chain letters telling you how many friends you do or do not have. Well, I am sick of them!
     As if you care, here is a poem that I wrote. Send it to every one of your friends.

     Friends,
     A friend is someone who is always at your side, A friend is someone who likes you even though you
     stink of shit, and your breath smells like you've been eating catfood, A friend is someone who likes
     you even though you're as ugly as a hat full of arseholes, A friend is someone who cleans up for you
     after you've soiled yourself, A friend is someone who stays with you all night while you cry about
     your sad, sad life, A friend is someone who pretends they like you when they really think you should
     be raped by mad goats, then thrown to vicious dogs, A friend is someone who scrubs your toilet,
     vacuums and then gets the cheque and leaves and doesn't speak much English...-no, sorry that's the
     cleaning lady, A friend is not someone who sends you chain letters because he wants his wish of
     being rich to come true. Now pass this on! If you don't, you'll never have sex ever again.