Top Ten Ways to Know If You're a Redneck Saxophonist


  1. You have a couple of basses on blocks in your yard.
  2. You wittle your own reeds.
  3. You use a sock for a mouthpiece cover.
  4. When not playing, your neckstrap doubles as a noose for catching stray chickens.
  5. You think your bell is the perfect place to store a beer during a gig.
  6. Your truck's gun rack holds a couple of Buesher sopranos.
  7. The only thing you can read is music.
  8. You think sAX APpEal is a cheap dollarstore perfume.
  9. Your horn has lost all of its laquer do to being used as a lawn ornament.
  10. You spell it "saxaphone".



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