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"Have you got a mobile?"
Get your mobile out now. I want to steal it, if not, I'll get my 'crew' on you.
"Crew"
A herd of kevs, grouping together for protection and intimidation, you are very
unlikely to see a kev alone. If you do, note that they will remain quiet and
avoid eye contact. kevs are about as useless alone as an underwater umbrella.
"Long Term Relationship"
There clasifcation of this is about 2-3 weeks.
"Oi, you, Rocker!"
Kevs use this phrease to explain the following people: Goths, Rockers, Punks,
Metal-heads, Skaters, People with patches on their bags/clothes, anyone with
baggy clothes of any discription & basicaly anyone who they can't relate
to (ie. 99.9% of the population).
"Intelligence"
The ability to open a bottle of Skoll Larger without actually using a bottle
opener.
"Skoll Larger"
It's the cheapest larger about. You can buy a can of this for about 60p ($0.75).
Tastes like shandy that's been watered down 1:3. kevlets are weaned onto this
at a very early age.
"Kevlets"
The young offspring of the Kevetta.
You know some more lingo?