Christmas Special
A Chrismassy Ted - one hour Special
Father Ted avoids an embarrassing situation for the church by
leading a group of priests out of one of Irelands largest women's
underware departments after they had gotten lost. To acknowledge his
achievement he was awarded the Golden Cleric, a very prestigious
award that only the most elite priests had received. An envious
priest sets out to steal the award.
Series 3 - the Last
Series
Are You Right There Father Ted
Father Ted upsets the Chinese population of Craggy Island with a
crude impression of a Chinese person. Ted has to make amends but his
efforts only seem to make matters worse.
Chirpy, Burpy, Cheap Sheep
Father Ted has bet all the winters heating allowance on the champ
in the "King of the Sheep" competition. The Champs chances of winning
are dashed when roomers of a fierce beast spread across the island
upsetting the champ. Worried about the heating allowance Ted
investigates and uncovers a conspiracy.
Speed 3
Father ted uncovers the doings of Pat Mustard the local milkman
who is delivering more than milk. When Ted and Dougal get Pat fired
Dougal take over the milk round. Pat is enraged and plants a bomb on
the milk float. If the float goes below 5 MPH the bomb goes off.
(Sound familiar ??)
The Mainland
Ted, Dougal, Jack and Mrs Doyle head for a day trip to the
mainland. While on a visit to the "very dark caves" Ted and Dougal
meet a television star who is not so pleased to see them. After
getting lost in the caves Fr Ted stumbles across Fr Noel Furlong who
is also lost.
Escape From Victory
Ted is the manager of the Craggy Island over 75 indoor 5 aside
soccer team and the annual game against Rugged Island comes when some
of Ted's best players are unavailable for selection. Also Fr Dick
Byrne has a new star player for the Rugged island, an Italian. Ted
has to resort to cheating to ensure he doesn't receive a forfeit from
Fr. Dick Byrne.
Kicking Bishop Brennan Up the Arse.
As a result of cheating in the over 75's indoor 5 aside challenge
match between Craggy Island and Rugged Island Fr Dick Byrne has an
extra special forfeit. Ted has to kick Bishop Brennan up the arse.
Dick tells Bishop Brennan of an image of him that has appeared on a
skirting board in the Craggy Island parochial house. Intrigued with
this Bishop Brennan visits Craggy Island and Ted gets his
opportunity.
Night Of The Nearly Dead
Mrs. Doyle enters a poem writing competition to have a "Rock Star"
name Eoin McLove come spend an evening with the winner. Ted feeling
that he can right a better poem than Mrs. Doyle also enters but Mrs.
Doyle's poem wins. Word soon spreads across the island and an ocean
of old women engulf the parochial house. Eoin McLove is one of the
funniest characters to have appeared on Father Ted.
Going To American
An American priest who is over in Ireland witnesses Ted saving a
young depressed priest form suicide. Impressed with what he sees he
offers Ted a job is his parish in the US. Ted is excited about making
a new start but can't bring himself to tell Dougal, Jack and Mrs
Doyle that they are not going with him. This was the Last episode
filmed before the death of Dermot Morgan in February 1998 who played
Father Ted.
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