....... Some bad language - well not really
Other Stuff
:
Here are some of my fav quotes.. enjoy..
If you can get your hands on the origional scripts (on paper back from hattrick productions). There are loads of scenes that were taken out of the final version that are very funny.
Dougal: Ted can I stay up tomorrow night to watch the scary film?
Ted: oh no no no no the last time you watched a scary film you had to
sleep
in my bed, I wouldn't mind it wasn't even that scary a film.
Dougal: ah come on now ted, a volkswagon with a mind of its own, driving
all over the place and going mad, if that's not scary i don't know what
is.
**********************************************************************************************************************************
Dougal: Look, this tables so dirty I can write my name in it.
Ted: There's a 'G' in Dougal.
Dougal: Where?
**********************************************************************************************************************************
Dougal: Good news Ted! I think he's just pulled up! And the good news
is,
that he can only afford a crappy blue Ford Cortina. Ha! Just imagine
driving around in that thing.
Ted: That's MY car.
**********************************************************************************************************************************
Ted: Dougal, have we any incense?
Dougal: well, em...there was a spider in the bath last night.
**********************************************************************************************************************************
Ted : So you took Father Jack out for a walk... and you lost him. Again.
Dougal : Well, Ted, like I said the last time: it won't happen again.
Sure
now, what's the worst that could happen to him anyway?
Ted : Well Dougal, he could have an accident and be killed.
Dougal : ...Oh right, yes.
Dougal : hang on a minute there ted, is that not jack there. [jack is
sprawled out on the living room floor]
Ted: ah dougal, you didn't even get him out the door did you.
Dougal: i thought the wheelchair felt a bit light today alright.
**********************************************************************************************************************************
Dougal: Sorry Ted. I was concentrating too hard on looking holy.
**********************************************************************************************************************************
Mrs Doyle: Are you looking forward to your lunch tomorrow, Father?
Ted: Hmmm? I suppose so.
Mrs Doyle: You do like pheasant, don't you Father?
Ted: Pheasant? I love pheasant.
Mrs Doyle: Well there's a little clue. The thing you'll be eating likes
pheasant as well.
**********************************************************************************************************************************
Ted: Dougal, how did you get into the church in the first place? Was it,
like, 'collect 12 crisp packets and become a priest?'
**********************************************************************************************************************************
Dougal: God, I've heard about those cults Ted. People dressing up in
black
and saying Our Lord's going to come back and save us all.
Ted: No, Dougal, that's us. That's Catholicism.
Dougal: Oh right.
**********************************************************************************************************************************
Ted: I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and
tell
people what to do. Whereas priests...
...More drink!
**********************************************************************************************************************************
Polly Clarke: My husband. Now there was a man who really was afraid of
Virginia Woolf.
Ted: Why? Was she... following him or something?
**********************************************************************************************************************************
Dougal: C'mere Ted, Ted, Teddy, Ted. God, I love being a priest. We're
all
going to heaven lads, wheeeyyyyyy!
**********************************************************************************************************************************
Ted: You know the phrase 'to take care of something'? Well, I realise
now
that you meant that in a sort of Al Pacino way. Whereas I was thinking
more
**********************************************************************************************************************************
Pat Mustard:
I'm a very careful man, Father.
Ted: Except when it
comes to taking precautions in the bedroom!
Pat: You're not
advocating the use of artificial contraception now, are you?
Ted: Well,
ye......well, no...well, naturally.....well, not really....well, of course
you'd............JUST FECK OFF!
**********************************************************************************************************************************
Ted: Dougal, don't you think that if we put
this baby's moustache, this baby's head hair and this baby's sideboards
together we'd get....Pat Mustard?
Dougal: D'you think the babies could be
copying his style?
Ted: No, Dougal, I think Pat Mustard's been
delivering more than just dairy products, if you see what I mean.
Dougal Yes.......well........er...y..well.......yes.
Ted: Do you?
Dougal: No.
**********************************************************************************************************************************
Funland
activities. (if I missed any mail me)
·
The
Tunnel of Goats
·
Freak
Pointing
·
The
Ladder
·
The
Whirly-go-round
·
The
Spinning Cat
·
Duck
Startling
·
Tarot
Reading
·
The
Chair of Death
·
The
Pond of Terror
·
Goading
Fierce Man
·
Hen
Chariots
AND
·
THE
SPIDER BABY!
Any
questions or comments please e-mail
Trevor /