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Army of the Lord

A friend was in front of me, coming out of church, one Sunday morning, and the Pastor was standing at the door, as he always is, to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside.

The Pastor said, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!!"

At that, my friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Sir."

The Pastor mused at this and asked, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and at Easter?"

At that, my friend whispered to the Pastor, "I'm in the Secret Service."

Against the Odds

A guy named Joe finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial trouble. He's so desperate that he decides to ask God for help.

He begins to pray..."God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well". Please let me win the Lotto."

Lotto night comes and goes - and somebody else won it.

Joe again prays..."God, please let me win the Lotto! I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car, now, as well."

Once again, Lotto night came and went and Joe did not win.

In absolute despair, Joe pleas with God..."My God, why have You forsaken me?? I've lost my business, my house, and my car. Now, my wife and children are starving. I don't often ask You for help and I have always been a good servant to You. PLEASE let me win the Lotto this one time so I can bet my life back in order."

SUDDENLY,

there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open and Joe is confronted by the voice of God Himself:
"Joe, meet Me halfway on this. BUY A LOTTO TICKET."

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