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- Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.
- "Vacation" means going to the family reunion.
- You've seen all the biggest bands ten years after they were popular.
- You measure distance in minutes.
- You know several people who have hit a deer.
- Your school classes were canceled because of cold.
- Your school classes were canceled because of heat.
- You've ever had to switch from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day.
- You think ethanol makes your truck "run a lot better."
- Stores don't have bags; they have sacks.
- You see people wearing bib overalls at funerals.
- You use "fix" as a verb. Example: I'm fixin' to go to the store.
- All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, or animal.
- You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both doors unlocked.
- You think of the major four food groups as beef, pork, beer, and Jell-O salad with marshmallows.
- You carry jumper cables in your car.
- You know what 'cow tipping' and 'snipe hunting' are.
- The local paper covers national and international news on one page but requires 6 pages for sports.
- You think that deer season is a national holiday.
- You find 90 degrees F "a little warm."
- You know all 4 seasons: Almost Summer, Summer, Still Summer, and Christmas.
- You know if another Texan is from South, Central, East or West Texas as soon as they open their mouth.
- There is a Dairy Queen in every town with a population of 1000 or more.
- You describe the first cold snap (below 70 degrees) as 'good chili weather.'
Are ya or ain't cha from Texas?
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