Also, I do encourage you to pursue the issue of what constitutes a 'lunch' at all. Loretta and Steph, you may remember that Deepti has been known to eat a chocolate bar for "lunch".
There are heaps of funny things I could contribute if I tried; but, unfortunately I feel obliged to confine frivolous linguistic exercises to that exquisite temporal period which ensues at the cessation of my last exam (known by the distinctly less verbose as - Holiday time!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)