Her hair is kinky, 'course it's inky
The lips are big, I don't dig.
Eyes sure is froggy, whey! very bulgy
Care to ask, what's her mask?
She wears eyeglasses, with false eyelashes.
With those big ears, but only one hears.
Her smile is plastic, her face acidic
Who dares to ask, you want a slap?
She moves like a sloth, sways like a boat
Her legs have pimples, her buttocks with dimple.
But my, my! What a figure!
Are you eager to hear the price?