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6. At the Clemson-Carolina football game, a Clemson fan and a Carolina fan went into the men's rest room. They both relieved themselves. The Carolina fan washed his hands, but he noticed that the Clemson fan didn't. He ran after the Clemson fan and asked him, "Didn't they teach you at Clemson to wash your hands after you use the bath room?" THE CLEMSON FAN REPLIED, "NO, THEY TAUGHT US NOT TO PEE ON OUR HANDS."
7. Did you hear the library at USC burned down? THEY LOST BOTH BOOKS, AND ONE HADN'T BEEN COLORED IN YET.
8. Did you hear they were putting the dimmer switch for the headlights back in the floor on all new cars? YEP, TOO MANY GAMECOCK FANS WERE GETTING THEIR FEET CAUGHT IN THE STEERING WHEEL!
9. A Gamecock fan was walking down the beach when he found a lamp. He rubbed the lamp and a genie came smoking out. The genie said you have 1 wish. The Gamecock fan thought for a moment, and then said "I want world peace". The genie thought for a moment and said "that wish is too difficult, I'll give you another wish". The gamecock said ok here's my second wish; "I want South Carolina to beat Clemson for 2 years in a row". THE GENIE THOUGHT FOR A SECOND AND THEN SAID "WHAT WAS THAT FIRST WISH"?
10. What's the only thing a degree from USC is good for? PARKING IN HANDICAPPED SPACES.
11. What's the difference between yogurt and Columbia? YOGURT HAS CULTURE.
12. A Carolina fan's car is broken into in Columbia, and he calls the police. When a cop arrives, he asks the fan if there was anything of value in the car, and the fan tells him there were two Clemson - South Carolina tickets in the back seat. "Did the theif take them?" asks the cop. "NOT ONLY THAT," REPLIES THE FAN, "BUT HE LEFT FOUR MORE." |
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