Mike's Farewell - The Boys of St. Paul's, Class of 1997
Well Mick, can you believe it's been nearly ten years since we first set foot into the hallways of St. Paul's High School?

After five and a half years of going in and out of post-secondary education, bouncing around from job to job, and burning our bodies out with alcohol and other illicit substances, we've decided to get together for one night before you left....

 
Scott gleefully smiles away because somebody decided to finally sit with him, even if it was out of pity.

 
Mike: "It's very important for me that everyone, management and players know how much they've meant to me over the past four years..."

Scott (thinking to himself): "When I quit my job, I told my boss to kiss my ass."

 
Shortly after Darren arrives to the party, everybody leaves. 

Coincidence?

 
Having graduated all those years ago with Mike, the boys explain why they've decided to come out to his farewell party:

Ryan: "I wanted to remind Mike that he promised to put me in a porno-flick."

Darren: "I thought there'd be free pizza."

Lawrence: "I just wanted to get on his webpage."

Scott: "I heard there'd be a lot of boner-rific chicks here tonight."

Simon: "I thought this was Scott's birthday party."

 
Look at what got into the "What's New?" section of the September 2002 St. Paul's Newsletter! 

Hey Mike, it looks like you'll be getting plenty of phone call requests from your high school buddies to appear as extras in your future movies!

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