It is I, Mike Walkey, a.k.a. "Jumping Jack Flash" and this is my homepage. Why do I have a homepage you ask? Well, I'm not a very good public speaker, and often the things I wish to say aren't exactly the same things that stumble out of my mouth. Here's my chance to tell it like it is. To be as blunt and honest as I want. And to inflict all my values, beliefs and opinions onto you. It's also an excuse to post dirty photos of all my friends, family, and co-workers.
So just who am I? Well, I'm a Med student at Columbia University. I'm 6' 2", 175lbs, silky black hair, smoldering dark eyes, a six pack of abs, 16 1/2 inch biceps, rock hard pecs, and an ass that tastes like French vanilla ice cream.
...okay I lied. Everything
I said was false... except for the comment about my ass. Let's just say
I'm a young man with a creative mind and way too much time on my hands.
If you really want to know just who I am, here's me in a nutshell:
I have...
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Please sign my guest book so it
looks like I have a lot of friends!
The Star of My Life
In loving memory of
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I'd like the memory of me
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- To check out previous Stars of the Month, click here!
If They Mated
Here at the Amateur
Gallery, we've started a brand new segment: "If They Mated." Through
cutting edge, state of the art technology, we've discovered a way to see
what celebrities' love childs will look like. This month (or whenever
Mike decides to update this): Mike's twisted sexual fantasy.
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- Click HERE, (if you dare) to see what their love child would look like. Be warned -- it won't be pretty!
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By popular demand, this webpage has been updated! This section is still under heavy construction and more pictures will be posted in the near future!
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Staff Christmas Party - December 18, 2001
What do you get when you take a
bunch of drunken teenagers, give them a bunch of sex toys to play with,
and cover them in 100 gallons of barf? You get the Silver City Staff
Christmas party of 2001, hosted by yours truly.
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Memories of The Summer of 2001
No one died,
But a few cried.
It was an interesting summer,
But nothing was better than Blaine's
Hummer.
The women at Grand Beach look so
proud.
It's 'cause they know they're so
well endowed.
The parties were great,
The booze was fun.
The pot was even better,
But it'll be tough to top a summer
like this one!
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Tomb Raider at Silver City - June 9, 2001
- This past summer, Silver City St. Vital held a Lara Croft look-alike contest. To see the good, the bad, and the ugly, click here!
Cerebral Palsy Stationary Bike Race - March 10, 2001
- This year, Team Silver City made everyone proud by finishing in the Top 50! Congratulations and thanks go out to all the volunteers for a job well done. To see the top 10 things overheard at the bike race, click here!
MPTAM Staff Social - March 14, 2001
- What can we say about the staff
social? Underwear was shown, crotches were grabbed, and another pre-party
was hosted by Mike Walkey. Was it successful? Well, take this
test to find out...
- To take the first test, click
here!
- To take the second test, click
here!
Andrew's Wedding Social
- So you missed Andrew's social,
eh? Or you went, but was too wasted to remember. Well here's
the play by play. (All of this REALLY happened! Trust Me!)
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Top 10 Things Overheard at Melissa Dueck's New Year's Eve Party!
- Click here for the soundbites!
Mike's Reviews!
- Read the soon to be world famous Oscar winning director's reviews here!
Page Created: February
26/01.
Last Updated: January
23/03.
Changes: Mike's
Farewell.
- E-mail
Mike!
