"2 minutes 'till midnight?  Oh Shit!  Help me up Jenna, I can't walk!"

 "When the ball drops, so will my pants!"

"Hey guys, I've got some leftover Christmas turkey.  Who wants some?"

"Pick up the soap yourself, Mike."

"Ewe!  They're doing it again!  Make 'em stop!  Make 'em stop!"

"Mike brought a six pack.  Too bad he doesn't drink beer."

"Who the hell invited Carl?"

 "Put the costume away, Mike.  It's not Halloween any more."

"If only all the guys I went to highschool with could see me now!"