profileofbitch

Welcome all to the PsychoBitch's Lair! It's me, PsychoBitch, the resident vodka-addicted nutcase. I am known to have the magical powers belonging to those who can't make popcorn.

For real. She can't. She once tried to make some in a microwave at a hotel and almost made the microwave explode. Smoke was coming out of it.

Yeah. So anyway, I am the resident coffee addict also. If anyone calls for the Queen of Understatement and Tea, that'd be me too. So you'd probably want to know more about me?

Yeah. It took you long enough Bitch.

Ok. So I'm lacking in the memory department.

Dawg, I think she needs the GED thing that you guys keep telling me to get.

*hits Nick with frying pan of doom* Anyway, here it goes:

Name: PsychoBitch
Nicknames: PB, WindDancer, ABlueChance, ChanceTheChase, AJMyBtch (the last two are my IM names if you wanna talk)
Height: 5'5" or 5'6" (Yeah, so I'm short.)
Weight: Wouldn't you like to know.
Eyes: Brown
Hair: Brown
Siblings: One. A brother named Joe. I'm pretty sure he'll flunk out of college his first semester from being drunk, if he doesn't go to the hospital with alcohol poisoning by then.
Family: Mom - Mary Lou, Father - Fred
Pets: A horse named Shea (actually he's not mine, but he's like my best friend when I'm home), had a horse named Maverick (couldn't afford to keep him anymore. That and I didn't have enough time for him.), a dog named Ellie (she's a beagle, Jack Russel, Corgi, and pointer mix. Just picture a Jack Russell's body structure beagle sized. That's her. With lots of spots. I'll get pics up eventually.), and a betta named Grace (it's a male, although I think it's gay. He doesn't flare at other males. He just teases them.)
Favorite Food: Asian or Pizza. You wanna try a good pizza? Try this: pepperoni, black olives, mushrooms, bacon, and extra cheese. It kicks ass. You'll feel your arteries clogging as you eat, but it's great!
Favorite Car: Mitsubishi Eclipse, Pontiac Sunfire (my car right now! It's a good car). I eventually want to get an Aston Martin or Austin Healey convertible.
Favorite Music: I'm a HUGE Backstreet Boys fan! (Just ask BlueMew. She knows) I also like Shakira (kick ass singer), pretty much anything that way EXCEPT NSync (They scare the hell out of me. For real. I'd run the other way if I saw them)
Wierdest Dream: Being chased through a jungle in the middle of the Sahara by a man-eating couch (strangely similar to the scene in The Mummy Returns)
Coolest Dream: When I dreamed that BlueMew and I danced on a bar over Spring Break to Michael Jackson's "You Rock My World." Oh yeah, did the moves and everything. It was wierd.
Number of near-death experiences: I think 6 or 7 last I checked.
Current eccentricity: The Fruitcake Chronicles. It was spawned from a fucked up conversation that BlueMew and I had. You can read it on the link at the bottom somewhere around here. I was literally breathless from laughing so hard.
Favorite Drinks: Vodka (only the stuff made in Russia), Guinness, coffee (4 flavors), tea (18 flavors), Diet Coke
Addictions: coffee, tea, Diet Coke, Final Fantasy 9, AOL Instant Messenger, eBay (eBay addiction is NOT a good thing)
Dream Job: Medical Examiner. Call it morbid curiousity gone nuts.

Well, that's it for now. I'm not exactly creative, but as soon as I get a scanner that works I'll have pics up.