These are the results of a page that let readers nominate their own evil geniuses. It lasted from September 1997 to April 2000 and collected about 500 nominations. Decide for yourself if these nominees qualify for the title of EVIL GENIUS.
| Name | As seen in | Foe | Lackey |
|---|---|---|---|
| Lord John Worfin | Buckaroo Banzai | Buckaroo Banzai | John Bigboote |
| Lord John Worfin almost made it into the Hall. As leader of the Red Lectroids from Planet 10 he overcame incredible odds in his struggle against Queen John Emdall. Trapped in a monkeyboy skull for fifty years he remained true to his goals. Two things defeated him: his inability to build an oscillation overthruster and his outrageous accent. | |||
| Sponsored by: Keeper of the Hall | rjmohl@yahoo.com | ||
| The Borg | Star Trek | The Federation | Gene Roddenberry |
| The Borg should be made a supervillain, because it is the supervillain of the future. Imagine a race or an ideology of assimilation as this race has conspired to attempt. And just when they are ready to be beat they will not let themselves be helped or become allies. They are the devil of a future humanity and in itself is a villain to humanity? | |||
| Sponsored by: Richard S. | |||
| Chairface Chipendale | The Tick | The Tick | Chrome Dome |
| Chairface is so evil, at his birthday party he tried to write his name in the moon. On top of that he has a chair for a head. | |||
| Sponsored by: Benjamin M. Sidou | |||
| Dr. Evil | Austin Powers | Austin "Danger" Powers | Mr. Bigglesworth |
| I have one simple request and that is to have sharks with freakin laser beams attached to their heads. Start the uneccesarily slow dipping process. | |||
| Sponsored by: Jon | |||
| Gargamel | Smurfs | Smurfs | The cat |
| Not only has he dedicated his life to hunting, and terrorizing the lovable, harmless Smurfs. He wants to eat them after boiling them alive. I've never seen such a truly disturbingly evil man since Hannibal Lector or Wayne Newton. Plus, he was nailing the ugly, green witch. Yuck! (Keeper's note: The cat's name was Azrael.) | |||
| Sponsored by: Mike Krolnik | |||
| Bob Saget | Full House & America's Funniest Videos | All good people with a sense of humor | None. No one is so stupid to follow him around. |
| Bob Saget is The Anti-Christ...that's a little harsh and it gives him too much credit. So he's a lower pit demon. That's the only explanation for his role in two of the stupidest shows on ABC. That makes him an Evil Genius!!!
OK I retract my nomination. Bob Saget harbors none of the qualities that puts one into the Evil Genius category. His extreme insipidness got the better of me. Sorry. Long Live Montgomery Burns!!! Booo-urns. |
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| Sponsored by: Leigh | |||
| Bill Gates | EVERYWHERE, MAN! | Civilization | Apple Computers |
| Bill has it all. He started from relatively humble beginnings, was (and is) a complete dweeb, and has a master plan to take over the galaxy one computer at a time. You have to admire the sheer chutzpah of a man who is worth billions and still won't spring for a good haircut. Plus his recent spawning makes it obvious he's working for a DYNASTY here. | |||
| Sponsored by: The Pirate King | |||
| Sideshow Bob Terwilliger | The Simpsons | Bart Simpson | everyone who forgot what he did last time |
| Bob thrives in the current American Social climate, in which criminals are quickly returned to the streets to re-offend. But we can live our lives safe in the knowledge that a plucky young spiky-haired boy, ever watchful, will rise to thwart Bob's evil schemes. | |||
| Sponsored by: Matt Barr | matt@cs.su.oz.au | ||
| Boba Fett | Star Wars | Han Solo | No one |
| This guy takes nothing from nobody. He kicks butt! | |||
| Sponsored by: Dan | |||
| Hans van der Togt | Rad van Fortuin | TV owners | Leontien Ruyters |
| His bad haircut and lack of humor have irritated people all through the nation ever since his show first started! He is an insult to Mankind.He delivers pain and misery 5 days a week in the disguise of entertainment to the Dutch TV audiance. | |||
| Sponsored by: Robin Spelbrink | |||
| Don Chen | Reality | Life | Don Chen |
| Yes. I am a evil genius. Here, on this very web site, I will reveal my plans for the future conquest and domination of the world!!! Bwahhahahaha! I plan to follow in the steps of Microsoft. I will produce a product and sell it so that everyone has to have it or they won't be able to run Office 2000 without it. Then my stocks jump 999000% higher than microsofts and I take over. I buy Gill Bates and I buy every other rich person and make them make my money. Bwahhahahaha! Then of course, I buy the world.-Chen | |||
| Sponsored by: Don Chen | dchen@mindless.com | ||
| Misc | Bobbism | Bob and Followers | Rena |
| This evil floating smiley face is the true enemy of the Bobbist religion. At his offices at Rena's Yarn he's slowly plotting the downfall of society! First appearing on a small sheet of paper he has experienced large fame in the past years, and have built his empire of evil smiley faces hidden in the shirts that tell people to 'have a nice day!' He and his mailcious army of overly aggressive bon-bons are trying to corrupt our government (moreso!) and destroy our civilization from the inside out! | |||
| Sponsored by: Joey Oldhaht | bolson@interlynx.net | ||
| Alphax | Dungeons and Dragons | Heroes everywhere | Too many to mention |
| A classical foe of role players everywhere, this demon has bitten the proverbial dust more times than a rubber duckie has tasted water. What still makes him an Evil Genius is the single minded determination with which he has tried to ruin the lives of countless heroes, trying everything from brutal violence to suave sophistication, always getting to the very brink of success, but without ever getting there... All it would take is some game somewhere, sometime where he would actually win... Like THAT would ever happen. | |||
| Sponsored by: Janne | |||
| Newman | Seinfeld | Jerry Seinfeld | Cosmo Kramer |
| Who else can exemplify the work ethic better? | |||
| Sponsored by: Stephen Shaner | mubytic100@aol.com | ||
| Barney the Dinosaur | Barney | Thinking creatures | Everyone he can pay |
| A purple teddy dinosaur? Come on, just look what you are allowing your kids to watch... This is the material fluffy dice are made of - this is the original material of the Fake White Nylon Rabbits Foot. Did that rabbits foot help you? No? So why kill rabbits then? And yet, millions of people world wide are killing those fluffy cute creatures with no better reason than that Barney exists. If that is not Evil Incarnated, I beg to differ (OK, I beg to differ lamely, but at least I don't differ violently towards an animal...) | |||
| Sponsored by: Janne Moren | jan.moren@fil.lu.se | ||
| Luke Skywalker | Star Wars | The Empire | The Rebels |
| He's powerful, he hides his evil veneer behind a mask of self-doubt and insufferable whining. He beats everybody he fights, even after losing his good hand. And most vile of all, he has his lackeys subvert the authority of a bunch of muppets in order to use them as cannon fodder in a war that they did not ask for. | |||
| Sponsored by: Dave Peterson | toresistdaveisfutile@mailcity.com | ||
| newman | steinfeld | jerry steinfeld | no one |
| A crazy mailman that does nothing but plot!!! | |||
| Sponsored by: mike feimer | |||
| Cobra Commander | G.I.Joe | G.I. Joe | Cobra Terrorist Org |
| Sponsored by: Erik Robbins | |||
| Shao Kahn | Mortal Kombat | The Earth | Montaro |
| If the guy is mean enough not to discriminate, then he's my kind of evil genious!! | |||
| Sponsored by: NATASHA HENDERSON | |||
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