These are the results of a page that let readers nominate their own evil geniuses. It lasted from September 1997 to April 2000 and collected about 500 nominations. Decide for yourself if these nominees qualify for the title of EVIL GENIUS.
| Name | As seen in | Foe | Lackey | Khan | Star Trek II (His Wrath) | Captain Kirk | Ceti Alpha-Five |
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| Simply because he is played by Ricardo Montalban, and he wears fine Corinthian Leather.
He is also the only person I have ever seen cause Captain Toupee to shout in fury through a planet's crust. |
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| Sponsored by: Nick DeLillo | delillon@sjumusic.stjohns.edu | ||
| Guy with wicked voice | Inspector Gadget | Gadget | Cat |
| This dude's voice is like, evil or something. He probably will make the list of also-rans, but that's OK, because even though Gadget was an idiot (admittedly, one with cool toys) the Inspector always whipped his hiney. That, despite all that blowhard "I'll get you, Gadget" crap. Buy a gun, for God's sake. | |||
| Sponsored by: Sniknej Gerg | yomama@freakshow.com | ||
| The Joker | Batman, The Animated Series | Batman | Harley Quinn (Harleen Quinzell) |
| Okay, so he looks like a pirannah with that big toothy grin, but who doesn't laugh at the Joker. Dropped into a vat of acid at Axis Chemicals after having the nerves of his face severed (the cause of the permanent sneer), the Joker's ultimate goal to to reek revenge on Batman and rule Gotham City with an iron fist and a smile. Now that his former psychiatrist has now gone just as bonkers as he and runs around setting up the "jokes," the Joker has really set himself into a position to join in with the other villians (Rhas A Goul, Clayface, Two-Face, Poison Ivy, Croc, et. al.) and put a damper on Batman's party. | |||
| Sponsored by: J. Sproat | 35DIVMP@Prodigy.net | ||
| Gharlane of Edorre | Lensmen series (E.E. Doc Smith) | Galatic patrol/Arasia/Kimball Kinnison | Pirates of Boskone |
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I'm 48, its been over 35 years and I still remember
If you've missed E.E. (Doc) Smith you've missed THE greatest space opera ever. (Keeper's note: Amen.) |
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| Sponsored by: chukker | cac01@webtv.net | ||
| Megabyte | Reboot | Bob | Hack and Slash |
| Megabyte is one of the coolest villians around. He combines Doom's inteligence with superhuman strengh and even less sympathy than Mr. Burns. This guy is so evil that he even locks up his own sister and uses her as a weapon. But through it all, he remains aloof, nothing bothers him. He only ever asked for help once. And remember, Rule #2: I double cross whomever I choose. | |||
| Sponsored by: Paul Kunnas | fkunnas@incentre.net | ||
| Scuzzy | Reboot | none | Everyone |
| Scuzzy is the driving force behind all of Mainframe. He masquerades as a cat (kind of) while he secretly rules all. He has no foes, none can stand up to him. He has no fear, none outpower him. He has no lackey, everyone works for him (whether they know it or not). | |||
| Sponsored by: Paul Kunnas | fkunnas@incentre.net | ||
| Zigfreid | Get Smart | Maxwell Smart | Starker (check the spelling!) |
| I'm not sure if Zigfreid qualifies, but there may be a number of other candidates on this program! | |||
| Sponsored by: Matt | silver94@hotmail.com | ||
| The Joker | Batman | Batman | Harley Quinn |
| The prime twisted evil genius, the Joker has captivated the attention of Gotham for generations. | |||
| Sponsored by: Tippin | |||
| Dr. Wily | Mega Man | Mega Man | Super robots |
| Unfortunately, no one has made a good cartoon interpretation of Mega Man. Dr. Wily is an archetypal Evil Genuis, relying on evil inventions and robots to rule the world. | |||
| Sponsored by: Tippin | |||
| Zorak | Space Ghost | Space Ghost (duh) | none, I think |
| Zorak is the most brilliant mantis/locust of the apocalypse ever. He should be worshipped by all. | |||
| Sponsored by: Dark Fighter | |||
| Dr. Evil | Austin Powers - International Man of Mystery | Austin Powers | Mr. Wigglesworth |
| A man of no mercy, no soul, and still stuck back in the good old days of Evil vs. Good. His lack of understanding for modern day evil may be a disadvantage, but when it comes down to the dirty work... he'll take the world for surprise. He almost got away with getting billions of dollars, and when he returns from his cyrogenic haven in space, his evil will return. Dr. Evil is a foe not to be reckoned with other than by the infamous Austin Powers. | |||
| Sponsored by: Patrick Ballard | ophidian16@juno.com | ||
| Kaiser Sosa | The Usual Suspect | US Government | Dean Keaton |
| HE WON AT THE END OF THE MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!! | |||
| Sponsored by: MARC | |||
| Dan Duqette | Boston Red Sox G.M. | Peter Gammons | Jimy Williams |
| A true genius and an evil, bitter, little man. Will not rest until he brings the flagship of modern mediocrity to its knees. Also the keeper of one of the best modern weapons known to the universe: the perversely bad hair cut used to illicit sympathy. | |||
| Sponsored by: Bob Mosey | rmosey@vividusa.com | ||
| Sho Nuff, Shogun of Harlem | The Last Dragon | Bruce Leroy | Eddie Arcadian |
| Only in Harlem can you find a wannabe who sports a jerry curl like an armani suit. His lackey Eddie could use a little of that jerry juice to grow some hair. He is the ultimate in B-movie Evil, down grading anyone who challenges his martial arts "glow". | |||
| Sponsored by: Hilliard | |||
| Ernest T. Bass | The Andy Griffin Show | Barney Fife | Me |
| Ode to Ernest, King of Annoyance. Who else but Ernest could have Deputy Fife in a rut and Mayberry by the cahonas inside a span of twenty minutes? The sheer genius of his chant, "It's me, It's me, It's Ernest T." brings tears to my eyes. Long live King Bass. | |||
| Sponsored by: Hilliard | hilliark@gunet.georgetown.edu | ||
| Aguirre | Aguirre: Wrath of God | The Indians in the Amazon | Emperor Guzman |
| Aguirre had overthrown his the leader of the men he had been exploring with. They were in the Amazon searching for gold. Many things went wrong and a lot of people died. Aguirre was very mean and nasty and in the end he was left on a raft floating down the Amazon, alone. | |||
| Sponsored by: Patrick Ballard | ophidian16@juno.com | ||
| Steve Jobs | Apple Computers | Bill Gates, anyone who hates Apple | All people who still buy Apple Computers |
| He built a decent company years ago, now he tries to come back and make it better when his competition could buy him out with pocket change. They need to either be compatible with PC's or else they'll continue to decline forever. DIE STEVE JOBS!! | |||
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| Patrick Duffy | Step by Step | The Public Viewing Audience | The ten people who watch the show |
| Patrick Duffy wrought up from hellspawn in the black oily fiery pits of Hell, has plagued this planet with bad acting and retardifying expressions. His existence is the reason for the decline in intelligent TV and for all the crime that goes on with younger children. Patrick Duffy does not deserve to live!! If you see Step by Step... change the channel... if you see an interview, change the channel... if you are related to him... do yourself and everyone else a favor and disown him. | |||
| Sponsored by: Patrick Ballard | ophidian16@juno.com | ||
| Hannibal Lecter | Silence of the Lambs | Clarice Starling | fava beans, chianti |
| Escapes maximum security prison; has old friend for dinner. | |||
| Sponsored by: Chris Patterson | cpatters@aol.com | ||
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