These are the results of a page that let readers nominate their own evil geniuses. It lasted from September 1997 to April 2000 and collected about 500 nominations. Decide for yourself if these nominees qualify for the title of EVIL GENIUS.
| Name | As seen in | Foe | Lackey | Hans Gruber | Die Hard | Bruce Willis | 11 German terrorists |
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| Masterminds brilliant, daring robbery; talks with cool accent | |||
| Sponsored by: Chris Patterson | cpatters@aol.com | ||
| Shlonglor | Shlonglor's Pages | Anti-Shlongists | Anyone |
| Shlonglor rules. All hail Shlong! | |||
| Sponsored by: Pro-Shlong | |||
| YourFutureRuler | http://www.webspawner.com/ users/Ruleworld/ | Non-Supporters | YOU! |
| Help me rule the world, and you are automatically entered in my lottery! If you win, you are declared governor of Chihuahua, Mexico (once I am ruler, it will be renamed Nukeville).
But don't take my word for it. Here's what others have to say: "If I could, I would give my country to YourFutureRuler" - Boris Yeltsin "Giving YourFutureRuler the world will help the economy" - Stock Market Analyst Joseph Byrd "Helping [YourFutureRuler] rule the world is the path to a better future, for all mankind." - Bill Gates "Gimme the world, or I'll blow your head off!" - YourFutureRuler Paid political announcement made by YourFutureRuler and Friends |
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| Sponsored by: YourFutureRuler | ruleworld@evilhq.com | ||
| The Gooch | Different Strokes | Arnold & Willis | The kids he steals lunch from |
| The Gooch will hurt you. If you are the target of the Gooch, you better learn some quick Karate or have Willis follow you around for a few days. He doesn't take kindly to small boys with an afro and a fish named Abraham. If you don't give up the lunch money when the Gooch asks for it, prepare for some serious wedgies and/or knuckle sandwiches | |||
| Sponsored by: D Nice | |||
| The Teletubbies | The Teletubbies | All sane people | Parents |
| Don't be foiled by their cute appearance and uncanny baby-talk, have you ever sat through one of their programmes properly - beware you'll never be the same again! One sitting can melt even the toughest hard nut into a quivering bowl of jelly (young children seem to be unaffected however). And if their small-talk was bad enough they are now becoming even more popular releasing their own merchandise in the form of toys, story books, stickers etc. Warning! if the world isn't careful, they may take over the world!! | |||
| Sponsored by: Taz | |||
| HOWARD STERN | EVERYWHERE | EVERYONE | BA BA BOOEY |
| ALL HAIL THE KING OF ALL MEDIA | |||
| Sponsored by: DICK | MOSELLEY.DAVID@MAILCITY.COM | ||
| The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight | The Tick | Superheroes (incompetent ones) | |
| Sponsored by: John C. | |||
| Satan | The bible | God | Various Wicca |
| Throughout history, Satan has plagued the world with fires, floods, hurricanes, and other random disasters. Battling do-gooders and well-meaners every where this demonic menace is one of the most evil geniuses of all. However, we must take time to consider "Is he really evil, or does he just have a differnet set of morals?..." | |||
| Sponsored by: Nick | Zapthor@aol.com | ||
| Ishamael | The Wheel of Time | Rand Al'Thor | Darkfriends everywhere |
| This guy is a genious. One extremely evil genious. He sneaks into that little boy Rand's dreams and gives him hell. How many times does Rand have to kill him before he actually dies? Those walking in the light beat him down again and again, but does he give up? No! I'm not so sure he really wasn't The Great Lord of The Dark himself. | |||
| Sponsored by: The Headsman of Enlightenment | |||
| Newman | Seinfeld | Jerry Seinfeld | Kramer |
| Can there be any doubts? If there ever was a convention of Evil Geniuses, Newman would have made sure neither of them would have received their registration cards earlier than two months past the time limit.
The only postal worker to acheive supervillainhood without resorting to an Uzi certainly deserves a seat of honor. |
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| Sponsored by: Jan Grue | villa@oslo.mail.telia.com | ||
| Grandma Walton | The Waltons | John Boy | Olivia Walton |
| Hiding behind the soup pot is source of universal evil...... | |||
| Sponsored by: Adrian Mackie | mzyf108@nottingham.ac.uk | ||
| Jabba The Hutt | Star Wars (A New Hope, Return Of The Jedi) | Han Solo | Boba Fett, Salacious Crumb |
| A giant slug, living in his own(and other's) filth. At the beginning of the movie, he seems to think he's pretty cool, locking up everybody. And then the wuss gets strangled to death by Leia. Dumbass. | |||
| Sponsored by: Gerry Turner | Squirrelboy128@hotmail.com | ||
| Dick Detrick | NightStand | JERRY SPRINGER!!!!! | Mueller |
| Masterfully cunning in tricking hot babes into making time with him, and setting up the show to reveal the bad sides of the people we favor. | |||
| Sponsored by: Al Harris | |||
| Richard Simmons | Sweatin' to the Oldies | Fat Asses | Fat Asses |
| This creature of Hades is intent upon disrupting the fabric of society through the intentional over use of smarm, schlock, kitch, and dreck, while he preys upon the over weight and lonely. His use of other's sadness and misfortune as a way to enrich himself is paralleled by his desire to bombard the public with his sequine covered, pseudo-exercise togged, image.
Both of these qualify Richard as a dung beetle of Satan worth to be enshrined as an evil genius, {i.e. Low Life Creep}. |
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| Sponsored by: Chas Hustaine | |||
| Santa Claus AKA SATAN | Crismon Suit | Toy Stores | Dancer&Prancer |
| This is Satan himself look at him he has a "RED" suit and he gives us everything we want... He watches us and keeps tabs on us. I tell you that Satan and Santa are one in the same... | |||
| Sponsored by: LESHRAC&NOSTERDOMES&CHONGO | |||
| Malificent | Sleeping Beauty | Aurora, King Stefan, 3 "good" fairies, everyone else... | A big, black bird; and the bumbling minions from the depths |
| She is the empress among the "disney" villains. Who else had horns and turned herself into a dragon?
Male evil geniuses are fun, but only women understand true treachery. |
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| Sponsored by: Alexia | alexia_rrose@yahoo.com | ||
| Magenta | Rocky Horror | Earthlings... | Riff Raff |
| She was the true evil genius of the production. She "frater"-nized with whomever she pleased, had everyone else do the dirty work, looked fabulous, and time warped throughout time and space. Power is in the palm of the beholder... | |||
| Sponsored by: Alexia | alexia_rrose@yahoo.com | ||
| The Voices | My Head | My Shower Cap | The Evil Brain-controlling Aliens Who Want to Rule The World |
| The Voices in my head have teamed up with the Evil Brain-controlling Aliens Who Want To Rule The World so they can turn me to the Dark Side. Fortunately I have the Almighty Shower Cap which can stop them from controlling me. The only problem is, the Shower Cap keeps the Voices inside of me. | |||
| Sponsored by: Funky Monkey | For a good time E-mail Jenny@ohmygod/imaboutto/havean/org. | ||
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