These are the results of a page that let readers nominate their own evil geniuses. It lasted from September 1997 to April 2000 and collected about 500 nominations. Decide for yourself if these nominees qualify for the title of EVIL GENIUS.
| Name | As seen in | Foe | Lackey | Robert J. Mohl | Roanoke Rapids Daily Herald newspaper | The weak-brained | Beautiful babies that are ready to party |
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| Mohl has ingeniously created this web page as a means of hiding in plain sight. Those who know and love/despise him are certain that he himself is the One True Evil Genius or could be, if he really applied himself.
[Keeper's Note: "Not working up to potential" should be my epitath.] |
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| Sponsored by: Sniknej Gerg | |||
| Master of Yimsha | Conan novels | Conan | Khemsa, the sorcerer |
| Believed by some to be an ancestor of Dr. Doom, this genius lets nothing stop him, not armies, not muscular and outrageously lucky barbarians, not lack of ambition, not even having the aforementioned barbarian shove a machete through his head. He disdains mere world domination, in favor of becoming a demigod by his own power and necromantic knowledge. Master of mesmerism and transmutation, he seeks the other keys to the cosmos as part of a quest for absolute power. | |||
| Sponsored by: Lord Gothmog | |||
| Dr. Evil | Austin Powers | Austin Powers | Mr. Bigglesworth |
| Dr. Evil despises Austin Powers. Famed for pushing a button and making people fall through the floor and into a fiery grave. "He didn't go to 4 years of evil scholl just to be called Mr. Evil." | |||
| Sponsored by: Bill Gates | |||
| Lorena Bobbit | TV | Every Man in the World | Her knife |
| Come on! She castrated Johnny Boy. I think I speak for every man around the world when I say, "I'm just glad it wasn't me." And John Wayne Bobbit, we feel your pain. | |||
| Sponsored by: Ross | |||
| Aliens | Alien movies | ||
| Aren´t these the most evil creatures ever! No plan, no plot, no greed. Just kill everyone for whatever it takes... (and acid for blood...) | |||
| Sponsored by: Ingvar Hallström | |||
| The Villain | The Fifth Element | ||
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One Really Evil Genius !!!! The style, the clothes, the weapons, the power, the accent... I mean it, this guy is god! |
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| bill clinton | news broadcasts | the smart public | al gore |
| He has made this country a living hell since the day he entered the office. He has made a lot of people suffer so that he may spend more money on himself, Hillery, and his nasty looking daughter. | |||
| Sponsored by: John Q. Public | |||
| MAGNETO | X-MEN | X-MEN | ACOLYTES |
| MAGNETO RULEZ!!!!! HE KILLS PEOPLE AND OTHER STUFF!!! | |||
| Sponsored by: DIABLO | |||
| Pinky | Pinky and the Brain | humanity | Brain |
| Pinky is probobly the smartest villain ever to exist on Earth. He makes it look like Brain is the leader and Pinky is the Lacky but in reality he is plotting against the leaders of the world | |||
| Sponsored by: Dan R. | Daniel88@concentric.net | ||
| President Bourne | seaQuest 2032 | Entire seaQuest crew | Larry Deon |
| Bourne is a cold-hearted criminal with a taste for fine wine and Bach. He wants nothing more than to rule the world and get rid of the pathetic United Earth/Oceans Organization. With the help of Larry Deon of Deon Global, Bourne is building up his Macronisian Empire in the attempts of manipulating the seaQuest crew so that maybe they'll forget about Bourne and take core samples like they're supposed to. | |||
| Sponsored by: Diena Taylor | |||
| Wile E Coyote | The Bugs Bunny Show | The RoadRunner | None |
| Wile E is a genius. He has confidence and persistence. He never gives up, and he loves the thrill of viciously attacking the RoadRunner. I wish I had a crack at the RoadRunner. He has no lackey, he feels that he doesn't need one. All he needs is a little luck. |
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| Sponsored by: Ryan Leandres | coyote_labratt@hotmail.com | ||
| Dr. Evil | Austin Powers | Austin Powers | Random Task |
| Typifing the James Bond Evil Genius Genre, this man runs a mighty "Evil Empire" and even embraces the American notion of having his son, Scott, follow in his footsteps. If it were not for the swinging Austin Powers, this man might be able to achieve his goals. | |||
| Sponsored by: James Connaughton | |||
| Grand Moff Tarkin | Star Wars: A New Hope | The Rebel Alliance | Storm Troopers |
| This Is the guy who created the Death Star! The man who single mindedly created the most powerfull weon in the known galaxy. No more is needed to be said. | |||
| Sponsored by: Baal Tocard | |||
| Ernst Stavro Blofeld | From Russia with Love, etc. | James Bond, 007 | Numerous orange-jump suited goons and super-strong henchment |
| The best of the best. Not only possessed of an inimitable fashion sense (viz, those great Mao coats and other faux space age clothing), but also of seemingly inexhaustible resources (e.g., a hollowed-out volcano). Continually retruns to wreak havoc on the world. Weakness -- keeps spilling the plan before killing James Bond. | |||
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| APOCALYPSE | X-MEN | ALL MUTANTS | THE 3 HORSEMEN |
| HE'S SMART, HE'S TOTALLY DEDICATED TO RULING THE WHOLE EARTH, AND HE HAS FUN DOING HIS JOB. | |||
| Sponsored by: JAMES | |||
| Dr. Charles Xavier | x-men | Humanity | X-Men and the New Mutants |
| This man takes Hitler's master race to the nth degree. He brain washes a private army of mutants and fills there head with palp about "living with homo sapiens in peace." What he is looking to do is rule with an iron fist. Anybody that gets in his way gets an optic blast from Cyclops to kingdom come. Read the story line, anybody that has grown to be a threat has had a series of turning to "evil" (ie: Angel, Kitty Pride, Havok, Wolverine and the entire Rasputin family). When will the bloodshed end ???!!! |
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| Sponsored by: evil JIM | yo bro | ||
| Bill Clinton | The White House | Republicans | Hillary Clinton |
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| Skeletor | MAsters of the Universe | He-Man | Beastman |
| His power is beyond your understanding. And he lives in a cool castle. | |||
| Sponsored by: Carl Richards | richardscarl@hotmail.com | ||
| LeChuck | Monkey Island Series | Guybrush Threepwood | Murray, The Incredibly Demonic Skull ; Mr. Fossey, The Chicken Loving Monkey Of A First Mate ; Dinghy Dog (TM), The Lovable Children's Toy, And The Inventor Of The Word "Hyuk!" ; Joe, The Schizophrenic Boot-Lover ; And Bob, The Mighty Skeletal Arm! ; Did I Mention The Ever-Powerful Mighty, Demonic, And Yet Strangely Lovable Skeletal Horde? |
| Won't this guy give up already? His previous schemes to marry Elaine haven't worked, and everybody knows you can't die in LucasArts Adventure Games, so why does he keep on trying to make her his undead bride, and at the same time, kill off the main character? Will his reasons be explained in Monkey Island 4? Only time will tell........................................................................................................................................................................................................ | |||
| Sponsored by: Xen7 | Squirrelboy128@hotmail.com | ||
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