These are the results of a page that let readers nominate their own evil geniuses. It lasted from September 1997 to April 2000 and collected about 500 nominations. Decide for yourself if these nominees qualify for the title of EVIL GENIUS.
| Name | As seen in | Foe | Lackey | Marcy D'arcy | Married with Children | Al Bundy | Jefferson D'arcy |
|---|---|---|---|
| Skinny chicken woman that will stop at nothing to see Al Bundy fail at anything and everything, which would happen anyway without her help. | |||
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| SHO KAHN | MORTAL KOMBAT ANNHILATION | LIU KAND | ?????????? |
| A REAL LOSER A GUY WHO WANTS TO DESTROY EARTH | |||
| Sponsored by: MIKE ALONGI | CYBER BEEF | ||
| Lucifer | Book of Revelations | Jesus Christ | Damian |
| Is still recruiting for his Army of Darkness by sending Damian to South Park. | |||
| Sponsored by: Charles and Sean | herdel@kih.net | ||
| Claw | Inspector Gadget | Gadget, Quimby, Penny, et al | The agents of M.A.D. |
| Here we have your classic evil genius. Out to conquer the world from the comfort of his oversized jet cockpit. A noble, honorable man doing the best he can with the incompetent agents at his disposal, he seeks to eliminate the cyborg freak for the good of all humanity. His stylish gloves are the envy of all, and he really loves his cat. What more could you want? | |||
| Sponsored by: Othersider | @ | ||
| Ra's Al Ghul | Batman | Batman | Various thugs, usually named Ubu or something like that |
| Ra's may very well be the ultimate world dominating kick ass villain with centuries to kill while he waits for the best advantage ... treacherous as Hell and prone to Faustian temptation (he just seems to know this shit) ... renews himself in the Lazarus Pit periodically ... likely to still be kicking ass and taking over more and more long after other admirable evil geniuses are settled in their dirt beds |
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| Sponsored by: $ | cygnusXB2@aol.com | ||
| Bill Gates | EVERYTHING!!!! | Netscape, the Justice Department, Apple | MSIE4.0 |
| He just beat the Justice Department | |||
| Sponsored by: RobF | robf@ioa.com | ||
| William Jefferson Clinton | The White House | The American People | Albert Gore |
| Come on folks, let's face it this man is pure Grade A Evil. This guy did what other evil geniuses have tried to do for generations. He lies, he cheats, he steals and he gets away with it time and time again by locking eyes with the people and saying "I only did it for you." Like William Shakespeare's Richard III, another evil genius he closely resembles, he cares about no one but himself but manages to convince the world he "feels their pain." | |||
| Sponsored by: Ray | |||
| Gargamel | Smurfs | Smurfs | Azrial (His Cat) |
| Sponsored by: Steve Vivian | mr.Punch@mailexcite.com | ||
| Darth Vader | The Star Wars Trilogy | Luke Skywalker | Countless Stormtroopers |
| I can't believe Darth Vader isnt on the list! His efforts to crush upstart rebels and irritating farmboys (even if they are his own flesh and blood) shouldnt go unapplauded. And he does this DESPITE such a severe case of Asthma? | |||
| Sponsored by: Anthony Martin | |||
| (Jack W. ) Tweeg | "The Adventures of Teddy Ruxpin" | Teddy Ruxpin and friends | L.B. and the Bounders |
| Tweeg is a mediocre bad-guy. His attempts at making gold through a recipe consisting of buttermilk and nutmeg always fails, and his attempts at success with MAVO (the Monsters and Villains Organization) is a joke. Despite the fact that Tweeg is a loser at everything he does, this villain of Grundo can't be blamed for trying. At least ask his right-hand man L.B.: "the one thing you can't take away from him is that he is green". | |||
| Sponsored by: Kate Black | |||
| RED SKULL | marvel comics | Capt. America, etc. | |
| Red Skull is an evil genius that many people have forgotten about. This is VERY sad! Red Skull crawled out of the ashes of post war Germany to continue his great plans of total world domination plus, he still wears his old uniform. Red Skull MUST be included in the Hall! | |||
| Sponsored by: Deiter Bierhaus | |||
| Lucas Buck | American Gothic | Merlyn Temple, Billy Peele | Selena Coombs, Deputy Floyd |
| The Devil himself, he is on a never-ending quest to corrupt his innocent son, Caleb Temple. If it wasn't for Merlyn Temple, Caleb's dead sister, he would've succeeded long ago. He will use anyone to achieve his goals, using his powers of persuasion as well as dark curses that he is able to inflict on people with a mere thought, no arcane rituals here. Now THAT'S class! In fact, with the last aired episode, he acually suceeded in corrupting Caleb. Sure he died in the process, but as the final scene showed, he was lying in the coffin and his eyes opened! He also managed to kill Billy Peele's wife! A first-ever complete victory for the Forces of Darkness! | |||
| Sponsored by: RobF | robf@ioa.com | ||
| Barney the dinosaur | his own mind altering show | the universe | children eveywhere |
| Barney is the antichrist. Under that purple fuzz he has three sixes and has been bent on world destruction since he was spawned by a fat purple jackal. Children are his instrument of doom, and as they become internet nerds and computer geeks he gains control over the world with subliminal messages through his show. Mixing religious fervour and mind altering torpor, Barney has a guise of innocence and aura of annoyance to make him nigh on invulnerable. When the world crumbles, Barney will be there amidst the sulphur, laughing | |||
| Sponsored by: Bruce | Porcupine_Slutpuppy | ||
| Darth Vader | Star Wars | Luke Skywalker | The Empire |
| You know you wanna be like him, this force weilding psyco strangles his own generals by pinching his fingers in a little. | |||
| Sponsored by: Tom Vaccaro | MoonEwok@aol.com | ||
| Dr. Neo Cortex | Crash Bandicoot/Crash 2 | crash bandicoot | Dr. N. Gin |
| Dr. Neo Cortex is always trying to rule the world and he usually has good stratigies except for crash always ruining his plans. Even more against him is his way of making his old (more dangerous to him) partner in crim Dr. Nitrus Brio really pissed off at him. Now he's trying out time travel and is not known if crash has foiled his plans yet. | |||
| Sponsored by: Dr. N. Sanity | ripper_roo@yahoo.com | ||
| Herbert West | Reanimator | Dr Karl Hill | Daniel Cain |
| Herbert West exemplifies what a modern man of science should be, dedicated to the persute of knowledge, without regard to the moral issues imposed on us by lesser minds. so what if he's a bit on the unstable side, his experments have great potential and medical studnets in every medical institution should strive to be like mr west. of paticular interest is his method of obtaining test subjects for his experments, and his coviction of the truths he has uncovered, dispite being at odds with conventional wisdom. | |||
| Sponsored by: Clifford L. Jackim | cjackim@nemaine.com | ||
| Dr Karl Hill | Reanimator | Herbert West | Dr Halsey, Dean Miskotonic med school |
| Dr Karl Hill, is exceptional in his disire to achieve achidemic fame from the work of others, his theroies on the location of the will in the brain, were plagerized from the european medical community, he lust to obtain the secrate of herbert west's reamination formula. He holds obsessive disires towards dean halsey's daughter Megan, whos affections he forces himself on her as a disembodied head! He also devoloped a nifty technicue of lobitomizing patients with a laser scalpul in such a manner that the patient is effectly left a mindless zombie under the mind control of dr hill. | |||
| Sponsored by: Clifford L. Jackim | cjackim@nemaine.com | ||
| Hanibal Lector | Silence of the lambs | life | none he does his own work |
| Hanibal Lector is without a doubt the most sincre of all Serial Killers. He killed those who simply agrevated him, and he did it with style and grace aparent, never alllowing simple modest ethics and views to cloud his purpose. He is more than a super villian he is a godhead in his own time and a master at self agrandisement in one single motion he has elevated himself from dr. to GOD, and caused others to view him in simular fashions and in one lifetiem he has created a legacy that willl span generations. | |||
| Sponsored by: Kobalt | kobalt@mindspring.com | ||
| morgoth | the sillmarillian | anything good | hobbits |
| The epitomy of what a dark lord should be, Morgoth, sets the example. With his black armor and "glance that no creature could endure" he's a shoe in as the debonair dark enemy of all mankind. | |||
| Sponsored by: steve Kane | |||
| MUMRA | THUNDERCATS | LORD LIONO | HS DOG AND THE MUTANTS |
| HE COMES UP WITH GREAT PLANS AND COMES CLOSE TO BEATING THE THUNDERCATS, BUT IS USUALLY THWARTED IN TIME. HOWEVER,HE USUALLY MANAGES TO DO THEM GREAT HARM FIRST. | |||
| Sponsored by: MUMUTT | |||
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