Hall of Common Rabble [12]

Everybody has to start somewhere. For those who wish immortality in the grand, marble hallways of the Hall of Evil Geniuses, this is it.

These are the results of a page that let readers nominate their own evil geniuses. It lasted from September 1997 to April 2000 and collected about 500 nominations. Decide for yourself if these nominees qualify for the title of EVIL GENIUS.


Name As seen in Foe Lackey
Kefka FF3 Everyone! He killed 'em all!
What else can I say?
Sponsored by: R
The Man COPS, LAPD, any street in America Liberty The Snitch
C'mon! The Man is omnipresent!! We are all under the watchfull eye of this devouring monster. It's not crazy!! THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE!!!
Sponsored by: zendo
Allfather Starr Preacher Rev. Jesse Custer Featherstone, and all world leaders.
Starr is perhaps one of the most ruthless villans in comic book history. He is willing to do just about anything to reach his goals, and the hell with whoever may be killed in the proess. Human life means nothing to him, all that matters is acheveing his goal of putting the world in order. And if he must controll that order, so be it. He's sent hurdreds to there deaths, and even set off nukes in Utah. Nothing will stand in the way of comic's most ruthless bastard.
Sponsored by: 'Lord' Rev. Dr. Paul Soth
Pat Robertson The 700 Club Decent people everywhere Mindless 'Christans'
This man's evil knows no bounds. Spreading his doctrine of hate, that is accepted by mindless people everywhere who claim to follow the teachings of Jesus Christ (they don't). He has spread his lies and hatred against anyone who doesn't fit his extreamly narrow requirements. And he does it all, with a big shit-eating grin the whole time. Also, he is the one who unleased Jim and Tammy Fae Baker upon the world. Only someone of true evil would do such a thing.
Sponsored by: 'Lord' Rev. Dr. Paul Soth
Dr. Anton Arcane Swamp Thing (the TV series) Alec Holland aka Swamp Thing Graham
Okay. So he's an evil scientist. BUT WAIT!! Don't forsake such a misunderstood genius!! Sure, everyone listens to SWAMP THING, the "hero"... but who's trying to eradicate pestilence and disease and poverty in the world? Who's trying to find the secrets to Cold Fusion and immortality? Arcane, not Mr. Moss-Tush! And Arcane's having fun doing it! He's a classy little brat, and no one stands in his way. Not to mention he graduated med school at 19. (Don't know how the writers pulled THAT off.) Arcane's liquid arrogance. He's more seductive than Lucifer, more unpredictable than a storm, tender and subtly psychotic by turns. Not to mention that sexy British accent. And that beautiful, oozing-with-sleazy-charm toothy grin. And that lovely, long brown poufy mane. *dreamy sigh* Okay, that's enough of that. :) :)
Sponsored by: JJ
jjarrows@aol.com
newman seinfeld jerry seinfeld kramer
The greatest evil mailman that ever lived
Sponsored by: satan
newman seinfeld jerry kramer
i love evil mailmen
Sponsored by: newman
Bill Clinton TV, Newspapers American Public Hillary Clinton
Sponsored by: George P Burdell
Harcort Fenton Mudd Star Trek James T. Kirk (capt.) Lackey's, He dont need no stinking Lackey's
Con man extrodinare! A man of dreams, more importantly a man of scheams. Has been known to enduldge in a plethora of illegal and semi legal activities, all aimed at satisfying his hedonistic lustful disires. Alas, he is his own worst enemeny. His basic bafoon like nature does him in every time. but true to the form of an evil genuis, he has an uncanny ability to wiggle his way out of trouble. I guess you could consider him his own lackey. He exemplifies almost all of the seven deadly sins.
Sponsored by: clifford L. Jackim
cjackim@nemaine.com
Herbert West M.D. Reanimator Dr Karl Hill (also an evil genius) Daniel Cain M.D.
The reaminator series contains not one but two evil geniuses. Herbert West, A twisted young med student/physician who has discovered the secret of reanimating decesed life forms, and Dr Karl Hill, a professor at the miskitonic medical school, with his own perverse desire for acedemic fame and power. one of dr hills twisted activities is proforming oral sex on a young coed while exsisting as a disembodied head. Dr hill also has certain controversal theroys on the location of the will in the brain. Dr west has a real cool looking reamination formula which glows green. Together these two inspirational physicians should set the standard for the rest of the medical and scientific disiplins.
Sponsored by: Clifford L. Jackim
cjackim@nemaine.com
Dr. Evil Austin Powers Austin Powers Number 2,Random Task
"One...million...dollars..." From his shaved head to his shaved cat to his shaved testicles, Dr. Evil is the prototype for all evil geniuses. And he is still in orbit in his Big Boy, waiting to strike again...beware!
Sponsored by: Brian H.
Mr. T A- Team Col. Decker Murdock
Mr. T is not truley an evil genius he just pretends to be one so he can make the world safe for youth centers, vans, milk, and GOLD. He wears cammo so he can get close to the bad guys and throw them throught the window. Then he pities the fool and makes them drink their milk. After they refuse and try to touch his gold he beats them up some more and throws them through another window because he is helluva tough.
Sponsored by: face
Ipity@dafool.gold
Dr. Moriarity Many Sherlock Holmes Books Sherlock Holmes
He has it all - cool Victorian clothes, cool accent, always bounces back for more. Why isn't he an evil genius?
Sponsored by: Nicholas Giannotti
mogus@hotmail.com
Thoth-Amon Conan the Valorous Conan sundry demons
Thoth-Amon is the high priest of Set. He has appeared in multiple Conan books, usually in a manipulator's role. He even went so far as to use the archetypal barbarian as an instrument to quell rivals, also using (at the same time) the god Crom as a mere pawn. He considers the Cimmerian a nuisance that he will take care of presently. The big ugly galoot will rue the day he crossed the Prince of Sorcerers!
Sponsored by: Jenna Moreau
Columbo Columbo
Sponsored by: Otto J. Groen
Vlad Tepes(Dracula) Dracula Abraham Van Helsing Renfield and Gypsies
What more needs to be said about the BIG ONE, not only immortal but with a whole array of funky supernatural powers, the strength of twenty men and the intent to conquer all that stands before him. He has a natty line in fangs, a funky castle and is know for being one of the most evil and successful warlords in mortal history.
Sponsored by: Soth
o.d.g.kenton@bradford.ac.uk
Elmer Fudd Looney Toons Bugs Bunny His son
HE is the greatest evil genius. well he's not a genius but he is evil. he tried to kill Bugs Bunny over and over and over...
Sponsored by: MS
Dr. Sinister The Flintstones James Bondrock
Beware of his bottomless piiitttttttttttttttt...............
Sponsored by: Jansen
emperor palpatine star wars luke skyewalker Darth Vader
anyone who haas lighting out of their hands has to be evil
Sponsored by: annie wright
stephanie.wright@jcu.edu.au
Chicago State Police Blues Brothers the Blues Borthers The Good Ole Boys
They chased and chased the Blues Brothers, and eventually got them. Is that pure evil or what? They all get a high appearance rate, and smash rate, holding the world movie record for the most Police cars wrecked in any one film. Way to go guys!
Sponsored by: Brett McC.
Big Brother 1984 Free Thinkers Everyone Else
Big Brother, while not a specific, or even single entity in the true sense, is nevertheless the ultimate Evil Genius. "He" makes absolutely no qualms about his evilness, nor does he accept any deviation from his master plan. Hell, he even has his own language! Everyone who lives will ultimately become one of the minions of Big Brother! BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING!!!
Sponsored by: Matthew Dean Hill
chaos731@theglobe.com

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